Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans Are Spending Their Tax Refunds On 2022

10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm

9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania

8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group

7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer

6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have

5. Alt-right NFTs

4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck

3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt* 

2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena

1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t? 

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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*

Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line Edition

More Monday Memes: FGL, Merle Haggard, Ol' Red

Untrue Facts: Luke Combs, George Strait, Willie Nelson

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 5

Stoner? Probably. Beast? Definitely.

Large. Does the same thing over and over but still very popular.

Loves playing the heel. Very talented. Will talk shit at a moment’s notice.

Awesome. Takes up for herself. Most people don’t know who she is yet, but they will.

Tall. Annoyingly positive to the point of ‘go away’ heat.* Old.

Awesomely talented, but not as ‘over’** as they should be.

Not very good at anything, but always seems to be hanging around.

*Go away heat - when fans are legitimately not entertained and want the performer to stop it.

**Over - generating a large reaction from the fans.

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #57

Me trying not to be condescending to a Walker Hayes fan

What is "Pancho and Lefty" about?

What do you think of Warren Zeiders?

You said you'd go to the next local country concert with me, right? Kane Brown is coming, you're in right?

When yet another round of Turnpike tickets are going on sale but...

When you're getting the damn folk band back together!

When you take off Friday 'sick' but remember Cody Jinks is playing in town that night

14 beers in at the Firewater festival, telling your friends you love them

I'm not the hero, who will always save the day

Don't always wear the white hat, don't always know the way

Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Chris LeDoux, Waylon Jennings

 

The Dumbest Thing You May Ever Read

Already posted this tweet once, but it deserves more mileage. 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Christmas Edition

When Santa comes through with a vintage Travis Tritt muscle shirt

When your friend starts playing "Hard Candy Christmas" at the Christmas party

When the neighbor kid's rolling coal and cranking FGL in his Christmas present

When you keep asking Santa for that Hank Sr. box set that's out of print

Billy Strings fans on Christmas Eve

When somebody tweets that they're sad Walker Hayes' new album isn't out yet so they can get it for Christmas

If there was a Christmas remix of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

My present to people who call me a liberal for making fun of Jason Aldean 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #55

 I told you once you... I'm the best that's ever been

Me after listening to Clay Walker's latest album

Ticket resellers talking to each other about the Turnpike Red Rocks show

When you score two rare Jones albums at the flea market

When your friend says Morgan Wallen is the savior of country

What was LeAnne Rimes first hit?

When you're in a store and "The Christmas Shoes" starts

When you stop enjoying your favorite singer because he or she has different political beliefs than you

Me whenever I hear a few seconds of Dan + Shay