Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts

Dec 7, 2022

What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You


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Miranda Lambert - Palomino

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Miranda slapped your step-dad and keyed your Altima, this would be your #1. 




Beyonce - Renaissance

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Beyonce besmirched your mother and keyed your Nissan Leaf, this would be your #1. You either write for a hipsterish music site or are a full time Beyonce stan.




Zach Bryan - American Heartbreak

You are a former bro-country fan who finally graduated from the community college after 5 years. The pickup truck your dad bought you in 11th grade is long in the tooth but it still gets you to the construction site. You still do mostly the same things in your spare time that you’ve done since 11th grade, but the soundtrack is better now. You read a little poetry, but don't tell your friends about it.




Koe Wetzel - Helldorado

You are the same as the Zach Bryan fan above, but in your first year of community college, which you will never graduate. You claim you were never into bro-country, but there are t-shirts in your chest of drawers that would prove otherwise. You can’t hold down a part time job because weed. 




The Wooks - Flyin’ High

You are a pot head, but it doesn’t matter because you are the HR person or business owner. You drive a 1998 Ford F-150 and people assume you are secretly wealthy. That would be true if you didn’t spend it all on shows, pot, and weaponry.




Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album

You’re shitting me, right?


Nov 23, 2022

Like What You Like


Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Country Reaction Gifs 3

 Someday someone will make another good Thanksgiving movie, right?

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Mom, why can't I wear my Dan + Shay t-shirt to school?

Cop: So you say it's a Whiskey Myers song's fault you were driving over the speed limit?

Before I hit play on a Lori McKenna song

I knew I shouldn't have played 49 Winchester when you handed me the aux cord

Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert

The lyrics to a Hellbound Glory song, probably

Luke Combs, amazed he can keep putting out the same songs over and over and still get richer

When the bartender won't turn off the Luke Bryan


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