Showing posts with label Waylon Jennings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Waylon Jennings. Show all posts

Oct 31, 2018

Horror Movie Country Reaction Gifs



When you go over to your friend's to get your Waylon albums back and they aren't home

When your kid says they might go to a Kane Brown concert

Looking at the country chart like...

Stoppin' every hundred miles
Callin' Baton Rouge

The chorus of some lost Hank 3 song

You'd rather stay home and play video games than see a concert?

When will another Chris Knight album ever come out?

Is it okay to have a favorite Sam Hunt song?

Oct 12, 2018

Farce the Music Halloween Playlist 2018


Here's a new Halloween "mixtape" for 2018, featuring 33 creepy-ass country, 
Americana, R&B, blues, and rock tunes for your listening displeasure. This year's edition is more atmospheric and disconcerting than last year's more party-hardy mix. Spotify playlist below.


Aug 30, 2018

Viral Videos: Country Reaction Gifs


Can't complain about country radio if you don't listen to it

When a Kane Brown fan says they've been listening to country music for "4 Century's"

When you hear Walker Hayes' new song "90s Country" which is not country in any way

When you see somebody in line at Walmart with lube, cigarettes, baby food, and a FGL CD in their cart

When Trigger posts any article about a female singer, this is me on Twitter

One look at the country chart and I'm like

When somebody says Old Dominion is making country music great again

When mom only listen to SiriusXM The Highway in the car

If somebody talks shit about Waylon in my presence 


Jun 27, 2018

If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country


Since bro-country seems to be making a slight return this summer, it seems like a good time to bring back this feature.

If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country
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Patsy Cline - She's Got You

I've got your picture
That you Snapped to me
Screen-shot it with love
Showed it to my homies
Ain't nothing different
Since we've been through
I've got your picture
It's a nude




Waylon & Willie - Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
Don't let 'em dip pouches or vote for no cucks
Let 'em be hotties and frat boys and such
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
'Cause they'll never lift, bro, and they'll never roll coal
They won't even drive a truck




Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man

Stand by your man,
In cut off shorts that cling to,
That shaker mama gave you 
Move that thing like a pony




Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, Cadillacs

Now it's roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Dusty gravel roads that I chill on
Yeah my roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Keep this party lit till the night is gone


Jun 14, 2018

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Country Reaction Gifs


If you speak ill of Waylon Jennings in my house

When you crank Blackberry Smoke up to full volume

Don't come up in Uncle Phil's house talking bout
Kane Brown is the new George Strait

You a country fan, huh? Like Bebe Rexha?

When you keep imagining an Uncle Tupelo reunion

After you tell your uncle some of Wheeler Walker Jr.'s song titles 

When you're talking about country music and a Sam Hunt fan tries to get in the conversation

When your dad used to listen to Rascal Flatts in the car

Americana music 2016-2018


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