Did this back in 2013. Not an exact science and honestly just cherry picking for clickbait ...many of the best songs were written by 2-3 people, but who cares when you're deriding committee written dreck?
Showing posts with label Waylon Jennings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Waylon Jennings. Show all posts
Jul 19, 2022
Jul 14, 2022
Nicolas Cage Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody says "You like country. Have you heard of that Cody Jinks fella? He's pretty good."
How much would someone have to pay you to go to a Kane Brown, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rhett, Mitchell Tenpenny, Walker Hayes concert?
Listens to Kaitlin Butts once
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from goi...
naw, I'm insane too
Get in losers. We're going to see the Pine Box Boys.
When Turnpike sold out, but a buddy can get you in through a utility tunnel
Waking up tomorrow to new music from Arlo McKinley, Willi Carlisle, Tami Neilson, and Nick Dittmeier
Hearing that new Walker Hayes song
Hearing any Walker Hayes song, pretty much
Jul 5, 2022
Jun 21, 2022
Jun 16, 2022
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #60
If you think Walker Hayes won't be playing state fairs in 3 years
♫ From this moment
life has begun
From this moment
you are the one ♫
The bro-country era was like...
Hey fella, I bet you listen to Colter Wall
"Come on, just give Kane Brown a chance, he says he loves country music!"
When you hear that your coworker finally took your Turnpike suggestion to heart
Why does he listen to Slaid Cleaves and Lori McKenna so much?
When she says something about Anderson East and chill
You wanna light up the fire pit, pour some Jameson, and crank some Waylon?
Jun 6, 2022
Jun 3, 2022
Pop-Country Cover Band Wants You To Stop Requesting Tyler Childers Songs
He sees you there at your table with your girlfriend, Mr. Authentic Country, and despite Brad’s creative shortcomings, he knows your story. You got dragged out to drink $18 cocktails and listen to music you consider beneath you by your attractive but basic love interest, but hey, you don’t have to take it out on him. He doesn’t come to your haberdashery or horse barn or whatever and talk shit about your work.
Brad just wants to play Thomas Rhett and Cole Swindell and Russell Tenpenny.. hell, he gets them mixed up too, but anyway, just let him and his band play selections from the 50 popular songs they know in peace and chill out, dude. Zach Bryan? Do you mean Luke? And who the hell is Colter Wall? You’re just making stuff up now.
You in your vintage Waylon Jennings t-shirt sitting there all high and mighty, drinking a Pabst. What did you expect? That they were going to crank out some Highway Troubadours, or Colby Jinks, or whatever depressing stuff you listen to? Get real man, Dem Broadway Boyz are here to sell beer, Fireball, and overpriced chicken tenders. For the love of God, no they won’t play “Feathered Indians.”
Brad leans over to his bassist during a rendition of Sam Hunt’s “Body Like a Back Road” and whispers “watch this guy, be ready to take him down” as you saunter to the side stage with a smirk on your face.
At press time, Brad was singing lyrics read off his phone as the band worked through a poor version of “Whiskey River” after you tipped them $30 to play it. But he’s still pissed.
May 27, 2022
May 26, 2022
Spaceballs Country Reaction Gifs
When you request country music and they play Kane Brown's "Like I Love Country Music"
When the RV next to you is cranking Florida-Georgia Line
Searching mainstream country radio for a real country song
When somebody's trying to get comp tickets to a show
Listening to the Bellamy Brothers and "Country Rap" comes on
When she hears a George Jones song for the first time and feels actual emotions
When the cover band starts playing a Walker Hayes song
When the car pulls up, the boys get out, and the room fills up with law
Jason Aldean...
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