Showing posts with label Willie Nelson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willie Nelson. Show all posts
Jun 12, 2019
May 7, 2019
Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterWINs: April '19
Old Town Road is still more country than anything FGL or Sam Hunt has ever made— Chase Kozak (@KozakChase) March 31, 2019
Do you ever sit and think about what kind of world we are leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?— Jason Vance (@jasoncolevance) April 25, 2019
Don’t claim to be a George Strait fan, when you spell his last name wrong.— Allison Brooke Smith (@abrooke27) March 31, 2019
Tyler Childers killed it last night. If you don’t like his music, with all due respect, your opinion is garbage and you should reevaluate your entire life.— Hayden (@haydengaspard) April 12, 2019
For Easter at Luke Bryan’s house they color his teeth and hide the top buttons of his shirts— Steve (@AnExocticBeach) April 19, 2019
People say I’m a dinosaur for wanting country music to sound country. Well rooooooaaarrrrr motherf***ers.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) April 23, 2019
Any of the new “country” boy singers lol Kane Brown or a multitude of others that I can’t quite name because I don’t pay attention to garbage. https://t.co/voYfYfob4Y— Lady GlitterSparkles (@BlairSmiles) March 31, 2019
I was just at a local John Deere dealership, rapping with some local farmers, we had a beer, it was recorded. You just may see me on the modern country music charts soon.— Goofbag (@punisher766) April 29, 2019
Country music challenge: listen to @DwightYoakam ‘s “Thousand Miles from Nowhere” then literally ANY modern radio country and not be offended by it.— Neko Case (@NekoCase) April 23, 2019
Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean opening the show? This is why country music has turned trash. THIS ISN’T EVEN COUNTRY. This is a bunch of cats fighting in a bag full of nails. #ACMs— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) April 8, 2019
dalton, damn, man. trap is not the right word to go about getting someone to fall in love with you and marry your dumbass. maybe just try to develop a somewhat likable personality. https://t.co/srHDxpWbxE— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) April 29, 2019
The black hole announced by scientists today is located 55 million light years from Earth, has a mass 6.3 billions that of our sun, and sucks 1/20th as much as Florida Georgia Line.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 11, 2019
I wouldn’t give a shit if the country chart was 15 black people, 15 white women, 3 Samoans, 6 Pakistanis, and 1 white dude, as long as they’re twanging, playing real instruments, and singing about heartbreak, drinking, work, and love.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) March 28, 2019
Country TwitterFAIL: April '19
*Language warning*
Chris Stapleton sucks too let’s fight— Coach $wag (@KSmithy850) April 10, 2019
Country music gay af— Josh Jimenez (@josh_jimenez11) April 18, 2019
WAIT EVERYONE. DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE FINALLY PAST THE CHRIS STAPLETON ERA— Hayley (@hayyleyy_cs) April 8, 2019
I loved Johnny Cash for years until I heard his song - Send the N back to Africa- after that I never played another Cash song again! It hurts when you find out racist things about your American Idol from yrs ago.— Coachh2015 (@Coachh2015) April 22, 2019
We get it "old country was better music, I should try listening." I get it, your wife left you for your tractor. Your new girlfriend... IS a tractor. I'm just not interested in country music people I'm sorry— Ryan Graham (@Grahamcracker25) April 19, 2019
women country singers suck* sry not sry https://t.co/d3oapVheLy— Haven Davis (@HavenDavis03) April 27, 2019
Willie Nelson's music sucks— shay ford (@shayford21) April 20, 2019
I fuckin hate country music... I really do... I consider it the soundtrack of bigotry in the United States... I feel physically ill when I hear it... Cause you’ll never hear a song that goes, “I got my black friend in my truck and we’re bout to go fishing, yeah, we’re equals”...— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) April 25, 2019
If you listen to country music kill yourself— RATCHETBOY (@thisratchetboy) April 5, 2019
Whoever it is that hates you is just jealous. Dont let the haters get you down you go on living the best life you can haters are how you know your making it— Hannah Mae'd Customs (@hannahmiller381) February 19, 2019
@KaceyMusgraves Shame on you, you are a loser and not even real country music. Bet your sales drop off big time unless Democrats buy them. @reba is real country music.— Justin T. (@JustinT4Bama) April 15, 2019
I love country music but I really don’t care for any of the female country singers. They look good & all but their songs suck— shawnz (@_shawnnnz) April 17, 2019
George strait sucks— Jordan Caballero (@CaptnJordanC13) April 17, 2019
Apr 18, 2019
Apr 15, 2019
No Sleep Roundup: Misfits, Vale, Willie Nelson
By Robert Dean
Howdy jerks,
What’s good? I’m about to head up to Chicago to see The Misfits, and I’m peeing my pants with excitement. I’ve waited 28 years for this show, and you best believe that I’m going to howl my ass off when I hear some “Skulls” or “Hybrid Moments.” I wonder if Doyle will be there to bitch about having to meet people when he doesn’t get to play Rockstar for a night.
In other non-Danzig news:
Helms Alee is about to go on tour with Earth and are also dropping a new record, which is described by this wild shit, “Named for a bioluminescent marine algae that glows when excited, the Puget Sound trio’s forthcoming album Noctiluca bears a radiancy all its own.”
Watch the music video for “Spider Jar” here:
A few weeks ago, I talked about Vale, the black metal band from Oakland that sound pissed as fuck. They’re going on tour. If you feel like coming to Austin, come hang out. I’ll be at the show.
VALE - ON TOUR
June 21 Colorado Springs, CO @ Triple Nickel
June 22 Denver, CO @ Hi Dive
June 24 Minneapolis, MN @ Hexagon
June 25 Milwaukee, WI @ Walkers Point Music Hall
June 26 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean
June 27 Detroit, MI @ TBA
June 28 Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck
June 29 Ottawa, ON @ TBA
June 30 Montreal, QC @ Brasserie Beaubien
July 1 Quebec City, QC @ L’Anti
July 2 Manchester, NM @ Ohmen DIY
July 3 Portland, ME @ Gino’s
July 6 Brooklyn, NY @ Kingsland
July 7 Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie
July 8 Boston, MA @ O'Brien's
July 9 Baltimore, MD @ Sidebar
July 10 Richmond, VA @ Wonderland
July 11 Chapel Hill, SC @ Local 506
July 12 Atlanta, GA @ 529
July 13 Jacksonville, FL @ Nighthawks
July 14 Miami, FL @ Las Rosas
July 15 Orlando, FL @ Uncle Lou’s
July 16 New Orleans, LA @ Santos Bar
July 17 Austin, TX @ Lost Well
July 18 Dallas, TX @ Regal Room
July 19 Albuquerque, NM @ Sister Bar
July 20 Phoenix, AZ @ Yucca Tap Room
July 21 Los Angeles, CA @ Lexington
Sharkmuffin, has a new record, Gamma Gardening and it’s a fun cocktail of glam, punk, shoegaze, and indie rock. If you’re looking for some old school Riot Grrrl stuff to get powerful to, check these ladies out. I love them, this is fun rock and roll in at a time when people are being way too serious.
Don’t forget to check out Karly Driftwood’s banger, Too Mean To Die – I wrote about it and it’s still awesome.
Billy Ray Cyrus is on some Soundcloud rapper’s song, fuck that noise.
Willie’s annual 4th of July show has been announced. If you’re anywhere near Austin, this is a yearly thing and has been going on for 50 years. Check out who’s playing along with our living legend:
• Nathaniel Hawthorne & The Night Sweats
• Alison Krauss
• Jamey Johnson
• Luke Combs
• Ray Wylie Hubbard
• Johnny Bush
• Billy Joe Shaver
• Colter Wall
• The Casey Kristofferson Band
• Gene Watson
Mar 29, 2019
Willie Nelson to Record Duets Album With You
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, February 13, 2009
Willie Nelson has announced that his next studio album will be a collection of duets with you. He plans to show up at your house around 6ish this evening to begin work on the project. Singing lessons will be unnecessary as Nelson believes you have an "earthy everyman/woman vibe" that will translate well to his 376th official release.
The songs will include several traditional standards such as "Wayfaring Stranger," a couple tracks by top Nashville songwriters, and a few as-yet-nonexistent cowrites with you. When asked what the album might sound like, Nelson mentioned "an organic and freewheeling set of unpolished but exciting country songs."
You will go on a short full-band tour with the country legend, including stop-offs in Austin and L.A., as well as an acoustic radio tour for release week. There will also be a taped GAC special called "Willie and (your nickname)."
You will join a celebrated throng of artists who have shared recorded media with the well-loved Texan troubadour, including Merle Haggard, Snoop Dogg, Johnny Cash, Julio Iglesias, Ray Charles, Lucinda Williams, that guy from Matchbox 20, Sheryl Crow, Wynton Marsalis, Toby Keith, Ray Price, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, Dave Matthews, your aunt Ruthie, Ryan Adams, Neil Young, Emmylou Harris, his second bus driver, Mel Tillis, Lacy J. Dalton, Carlos Santana, Asleep at the Wheel, Leon Russell, Dyan Cannon, Elvis, Kenny Chesney, Lee Ann Womack, Kris Kristofferson, Pat Green, B.B. King, Patsy Cline, Kid Rock, Brian McKnight, Bonnie Raitt, ZZ Top, Eric Clapton, his supplier, Norah Jones, Paul Simon, Shania Twain, Wyclef Jean, Diana Krall, Lyle Lovett, Shelby Lynne, some drunk guy he met at a party, John Mellencamp, Steven Tyler and a few hundred others.
After a quick final "session" on his bus, you will resume your normal life, while Willie will return to the studio to begin work on his follow-up album, a collaboration with T-Pain titled Willie n' Pain due out later this year.
Mar 28, 2019
Random A** Country Reaction Gifs
When you're having either a dream or an LSD trip about Willie & Waylon eating pizza
"Oh you think I should turn down the Whiskey Myers?"
How "country" radio execs sleep at night after hearing all the complaints from us "purists"
Country radio's business model
"I was framed; they took me away like I was the only one to blame"
When "Fishin' in the Dark" comes on
When somebody wears a Kane Brown t-shirt to a job interview
The first question you ask somebody who says country is a lifestyle not a genre
Mar 22, 2019
Feb 21, 2019
Tombstone Country Reaction Gifs
Your friend can't go to Cody Jinks with you?
"Hey man, those guys over there
were talking sh** about Willie Nelson"
When Jody Lupus says he's too big to play pizza joints
Ernest Tubb "I'll give you a _____ a day"
When your friend says her new boyfriend likes to cook supper while listening to old country music
How to befuddle a Kane Brown fan
When you see somebody wearing a Florida-Georgia Line t-shirt
You're leaving the party if we won't play some Thomas Rhett??
Jan 25, 2019
Happy Gilmore Country Reaction Gifs
When an old man says the country music of his day was boring and today's is fun and catchy
When your friend who likes Dustin Lynch asks you for a beer
What mainstream country execs think of all of us who complain about the crap they release
Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny
♫ ♬ Daddy's hands... were hard as steel when I'd done wrong ♫ ♬
When somebody at the game insults your Willie Nelson t-shirt
Are you more a fan of Restless Heart or Exile?
When you hear Clay Walker's new album
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