YouTube Junk: Mikel Knight

LOL

YouTube Junk: Lenny Cooper - Mud Dynasty

I'm sorry this exists...

YouTube Junk: David Richt (featuring Colt Ford)

Did you ever think you'd see a collaboration in which Colt Ford was the far more talented participant? Thanks Georgia! And thanks to Taylor Smith for bringing this to my attention. 

Note: I command you to watch all of it.

YouTube Junk: SEC Bound

College football gets cranked up for another season tonight and these boys from Mizzou thought it'd be a good idea to do a song about their team's inaugural season playing with the big boys in the SEC. Possibly, the SEC should rethink this whole expansion thing.

YouTube Junk: Thomas Rhett (RE:Jason Aldean)

Here's Thomas Rhett "singing" the song "1994," which will appear on Jason Aldean's upcoming album. You'll get the above graphic if you can make it through this song. Country-rap is here to stay. Sigh.

YouTube Junk: The Lost Trailers go Hip-Hop

Remember The Lost Trailers? Me neither.

New Brantley Gilbert Single Cover Revealed

There's the new single cover for the song below.*

Well, that song should do pretty well at hard rock radio. What? Country radio? Seriously? Oh... oh no.

*Hey dumb people: this is satire, not real. I mean, the song is actually a country single, but that cover is fake and Brantley is probably not a Satanist.

Et Tu Tim? (YouTube Junk)

Are you sick and tired of songs about trucks? Well, tough shit. Here's another. It's thankfully hard to make out all the words to this song, but you'll get the point. Tim's playing to the Brantley Gilbert fan demographic now. Can we stop defending him over the whole Curb Records stuff now and relegate him to the fodder pile? Truck yeah!

YouTube Junk: I Wanna Ride the Bull!

It's hard to believe this even exists. Since it does, let's celebrate the absolute ridiculousness of the song and video together! And three cheers for simmering sexual innuendo! Thanks(?) to @wadesapp for alerting me to this train wreck.

YouTube Junk: 3-Second Rule

Worse than Friday? Much.

YouTube Junk: HER and Kings County

As if the band name wasn't bad enough, give this a listen if you dare...

YouTube Junk: Jawga Boyz

These guys can't even misspell their name correctly. Enjoy!

YouTube Junk: Limp Bizkit

Yep, they're back and nothing's changed. Watch this only to laugh at the (possibly intentional but probably not) self-parodying nature of the video and marvel at the utterly hookless mess of a song. Worst Comeback of the Year? Probably.

YouTube Junk: Big Smo

Because you need to know this exists.

YouTube Junk: Jenna Rose is the Next Rebecca Black

My wife brought this lovely video to my attention. I know it's hard to suffer through, but you must make it to the breakdown. Trust me. Ha ha ha, jack my swag.

YouTube Junk: Guns n' Roses

GNR (at least the first couple of incarnations) is one of my all time favorite bands, but admittedly, they put out some garbage at times. The Spaghetti Incident is where things really fell apart (though it did have a few good songs). From that album of mostly punk covers, here is "Since I Don't Have You." Not only is it an awful cover of The Skyliners' original, the video is truly horrendous. Is this the same band that put out November Rain?