Showing posts with label Zac Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zac Brown. Show all posts

Oct 6, 2016

Hipster Douchebag Zac Brown

Yeah, that's Zac on the left in a promo photo of his new dance/pop/edm/whatever 
side project Sir Rosevelt. This is what I imagine he's saying...






Apr 19, 2016

Jason Aldean Now Wants to be Friends with Zac Brown After the Cocaine Bust

Calling his online dust-up with Zac Brown a few years ago over Luke Bryan's music a "misunderstanding," Jason Aldean has now decided to extend an olive branch to Zac Brown.

"That dude seems pretty cool now, and I'm not sure why" said a smiling but clearly uncomfortable Aldean, a few days after news broke of Zac's involvement in a Florida hotel drug sting. "I just know that all that old stuff is water under the bridge and I wanna reach out to Zac about maybe touring together. Or we could just hang out… whatever."

Brown was "in the wrong place at the wrong time" last week, found at a hotel party where several people were taken into custody for possession and sale of cocaine. There were also strippers at the get-together. Brown was not arrested and is not believed to have known of the criminal activities.

"Yeah, I heard about all that stuff… man everybody makes mistakes," laughed Aldean, rubbing his hands together awkwardly. "I've made a few, including spouting off my big mouth at Zac for his opinion."

"That was stupid," he continued, "I see Zac through different eyes now - he's alright man, and I just wanna you know, chill with him and his friends and see where it leads."

Aldean asked us if we had Zac's phone number, but we weren't able to track it down.

"Well, I'll get my agent to find it for me then… I need to make peace and soon." said a fidgety Aldean, scratching at his neck and sniffling a bit, before ending the interview.

Dec 9, 2015

Zac Brown "Beautiful Drug" Lyric Generator

You can go make a Zac Brown Band "Beautiful Drug" "Lyric Generator" Meme here: http://lyrics.zacbrownband.com/

or you can just make some yourself. 


I chose the latter.






Sep 16, 2015

Learn Vocabulary With FTM

With this helpful guide, you can learn some new words today
that you can pepper into conversations to make people think your more smarter!*

Photo examples are provided to broaden your understanding of the selected words.

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*yeah, I know

Sep 19, 2013

Jason Aldean Defends Luke Bryan on Instagram





*This is of course, a spoof, but the attitude is pretty close to what Aldean actually said.

Sep 17, 2013

Country TwitterFAIL: Luke Bryan Fans Aren't Intelligent Edition

The fail is strong this week with the Zac Brown backlash reaching fever pitch from the Luke fans...
I blurred any actual names because this isn't a personal shaming (this time - mostly because these seem to be all aged 13-20 girls); it's a fan-base shaming.








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