Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Dec 29, 2022
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Dec 16, 2022
Zach Bryan, Pantera, Spiritual Cramp: Robert Dean's 2022 Wrap-Up
By Robert Dean
This year felt like a blur – still. The post-COVID timeline, plus things going on in life, have become this miasma where everything kind of happens. There are no “AH-HA” moments of clarity, at least not for me. One of those small breakthroughs this year was finding Zach Bryan.
I didn’t hear about him through the hype train, but he randomly popped up on a Turnpike Troubadours playlist on Spotify. Immediately, I was transfixed by “Oklahoma Smokeshow” and have been hooked on his music since. He’s probably my most significant find of 2022, with Spiritual Cramp being my number two. Spiritual Cramp is a fun, dancey punk band that feels like The Clash at a kegger. Highly suggest you give them a spin. They’re capable of doing great things where bands like Riverboat Gamblers usually play.
It was a bummer we lost Every Time I Die, but happy Tom Delonge is back in Blink 182. Matt Skiba is Alkaline Trio – full stop. The death of Taylor Hawkins sucked, but the outpouring of love and respect was an extraordinary moment to watch. Botch is back, and now, we wait for Coalesce or Fugazi. And the “Pantera” reunion sucks.
Have a good rest of 2022, and I hope for all of us, 2023 is better.
Dec 12, 2022
Dec 7, 2022
What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You
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Miranda Lambert - Palomino
Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Miranda slapped your step-dad and keyed your Altima, this would be your #1.
Beyonce - Renaissance
Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Beyonce besmirched your mother and keyed your Nissan Leaf, this would be your #1. You either write for a hipsterish music site or are a full time Beyonce stan.
Zach Bryan - American Heartbreak
You are a former bro-country fan who finally graduated from the community college after 5 years. The pickup truck your dad bought you in 11th grade is long in the tooth but it still gets you to the construction site. You still do mostly the same things in your spare time that you’ve done since 11th grade, but the soundtrack is better now. You read a little poetry, but don't tell your friends about it.
Koe Wetzel - Helldorado
You are the same as the Zach Bryan fan above, but in your first year of community college, which you will never graduate. You claim you were never into bro-country, but there are t-shirts in your chest of drawers that would prove otherwise. You can’t hold down a part time job because weed.
The Wooks - Flyin’ High
You are a pot head, but it doesn’t matter because you are the HR person or business owner. You drive a 1998 Ford F-150 and people assume you are secretly wealthy. That would be true if you didn’t spend it all on shows, pot, and weaponry.
Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album
You’re shitting me, right?
Nov 22, 2022
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Aug 4, 2022
Golden Girls Country Reaction Gifs 2
What do you think of Jason Aldean?
When the wedding DJ throws on "Born to Boogie"
What's the nicest thing you can say about Kane Brown?
When a middle aged man talk-sings about
Olive Garden and Applebees
George Strait, tell us what you think of ...everything
🎵 If I should stay
I would only be in your way 🎵
When somebody at work talks about their escapades at a Florida-Georgia Line concert
Wahhhh. Zach Bryan releases too many songs.
Every male and Karen reply to a Maren Morris social media post
Aug 3, 2022
The Country Chart in My Perfect World
This is the kind of variety country radio would have in my perfect world.
They aren’t ranked based only on how much I like the songs, but a combination
of how long the singles have been out + how much I like them.
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