Farce the Music: bro country

Apr 2, 2015

"Yo Bro," a Fantastic Satire by Brent Cobb

Bro-country is certainly on the fade recently, but the tropes and clichés continue in a generally more watered-down fashion. In fact, it's not always so watered down, as Cole Swindell's new single features a truck, drinking, moonlight, and a girl shaking it "like the wind moves cotton." Therefore, the following song you'll hear is clearly still relevant. It's written and performed by FTM pal, singer-songwriter Brent Cobb, who 3 years ago put out our favorite EP of the year. Witness Brent's hilarious and biting "Yo Bro."

Jan 15, 2015

It's Hard Out Here for a Bro

Hard Out Here for a Bro
©2015 FTM Satire

Since the bloggers started killing fun
I can't call girls a hottie
All I can say's she's my favorite one
With a physically fit body
And the label says we drink too much
So turn up Coca Cola
As I drive my eco-friendly truck
Can't tell her to slide it over

It's hard out here for a bro
They won't let me sing about hoes
Can't do the stanky legg on my tailgate
Can only turn the party up about halfway
It's hard out here for a bro

Maddie & Tae have been throwing shade
And old ass singers hatin'
Sayin' all I do is drink and get laid
Well duh, ain't it great man?
But here I am driving legal speeds
With no chains on my wallet
Liberals out here killin' my dreams
Maybe I'll go back to college

It's hard out here for a bro
Tides are turning on Music Row
Can't crack a cold one in my Chevrolet
Can only turn the party up about halfway
It's hard out here for a bro

Bridge
I miss getting turnt
Things are changing so fast

I miss Ed Hardy, I miss swaying ass

It's hard out here for a bro
They won't let me sing about hoes
Can't do the Shmoney dance on my tailgate
Can only turn the party up about halfway
It's hard out here for a bro

Dec 16, 2014

Bro-Country Christmas Songs

Thanks to Facebook and Twitter pals for most of the titles!

Here We Come A-Rolling Coal

Where It's At (Ho Ho) - @10lbhammerbp

Cherry Moonshine Christmas

Rudolph the Fireball Liquor Rep - Michael Crabtree

Run Run Raptor

Go Mounting Then Tell It

Truck Nuts Hanging by a Muddy Tire - @PollockBrennan

We Turnt Up on a Midnight Clear

Let it Bro, Let it Bro, Let it Bro - Brice Volker

Santa Looked a Lot Like a City Boy - Josh Clapper

Merry Christmas from Cell Block 4 - Adam Drake

Drunk on a Sled - John Deery

You're a Wee One, Mr. Moore - Anna Vincent

Felix Culata

Shake Your Sugar on My Cookie - Jeremy Plotkin

Oh, Holey Jeans - Chris Watts

Mudders in the Snow