The Swift Conspiracy

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #78

The Facebook comment section any time I post a Jason Aldean meme

When your office mates won't quit arguing about which pop country singer is better

🎵 Grandma got run over by a Dudley

At the wrasslin' show and we're all grieved 🎵

Visiting the Grand Ole Opry pre-2015

Cops when they see a drunk country singer in Nashville

Listens to Tyler Childers "In Your Love" one time

Morgan Wallen is the greatest songwriter of our generation

🎵 Wish I was somewhere other than here 🎵

🎵 I was emptying my bladder on a 20 foot ladder 🎵

Show me where the Shane Smith & The Saints song hurt you

Hey, what's that Conway song you're listening to about?

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #76

When somebody says George Jones

was the Kane Brown of the 70s

(yes someone said that on Facebook)

When your cousin's laughing about the time he accidentally broke your George Strait tape in 1996

When some dude keeps trying to get you to listen to Upchurch

Me reading the comments on a Garth Brooks meme devolve to name calling, manhood questioning, and misspellings. 

Some hipster folk singer who just dropped a single about minority representation in old cartoons

Morgan Wallen fan experiences first book

Still better than listening to that Elvis/Kane Brown song

When somebody requests "Wagon Wheel" for the 5th time

Does Farce the Music own a Jason Aldean CD?

When you bring your rockabilly girlfriend home for Thanksgiving

The next big thing in mainstream country, probably

Dolly is 77, she shouldn't dress lik...

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #75

When mami sees Wheeler Walker Jr. on junior's playlist

If Zach Bryan ever gets a PR agent

When a bro in a high school parking lot heard "This is How We Roll" playing in 2013

When the concession stand prices are just as overpriced as the concert tickets were

When somebody says a Bailey Zimmerman song slaps

Name one positive attribute of Jason Aldean

Lori McKenna songwriting prompt

When you hear there's a party with rockabilly chicks, midget wrestling, and a Mel McDaniel cover band

How the hell can a person
Go to work in the mornin'
And come home in the evenin'
And have nothin' to say

When a Childers hater thought they were roasting him calling him woke

Gimme 5 yeahs if Luke Bryan sucks

Conway Twitty’s most successful pickup line

Birds of a Feather

 And no I don't mean "Try That in a Small Town"

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #74

The security guy at a Brantley Gilbert concert noticing the stank of unwashed humans

Yeah they've got something special, it's brotherly love

Zach Bryan coming up with another banger line to make college girls swoon

When I post a meme making a joke

about a non-pop-country artist

Jerry when he hears somebody call George Strait "The King"

When dad finally gets sick of your slacker roots rock and your grungy beard

What passes as a pickup line in a Cole Swindell song

Taylor Swift when she sees an attractive famous man in her general age range

Strike me down if I cut my family ties

Me if I was forced to go to a Kane Brown concert

If you're Corb Lund and you step in something, most likely...

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #73

Try that in a small ring

Describe Brantley Gilbert fans in one word

When you've been hating Aldean's music for 11 years and everybody's just now catching up

When your stoner friend from high school sees you at a Zach Bryan concert

Pop-country singers describing their difficult upbringing

Americana fans to pop-country fans

Leaving work when you got a Hank Jr. show that night

When the tall guy won't get out of the way at the show

Them: You don't like Aldean? You must be a Democrat groomer anti-American

Me: