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Satirical Lyrical: Get Drunk, Shoot Pool, Skinny Dip, Repeat

Get Drunk, Shoot Pool, Skinny Dip, Repeat

©2011 FTM Satires

Hey hey man it's five o'clock

I jump in my truck and pop a top

Arm out the window getting a tan

Tall boy Bud in my other hand

Dip in my mouth, jeans on my butt

Headin' to Snookers, I tell you what

To get me a pitcher and shoot eight ball

Then go get nekkid, I'm tellin' y'all

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

It's what I do the end of every week

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

And my cowboy boots never leave my feet

Hoo boy, that girl she's a ten

Musta been born in the jeans she's in

She's dancing to an old Skynyrd song

Smokin' a light and drinkin' Patron

Asked her to come an' shoot a game

Ain't gonna bother to ask her name

Cause I just wanna have a good time

All her clothes in a pile with mine

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

It's what I do the end of every week

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

And my cowboy boots never leave my feet

Bridge

We drive out to ol' Redbone Creek

Drop our drawers and take a peek

I almost die, cowgirl's a man

Naw, a pecker wasn't in my plans...

to...

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

If I see her tomorrow night, we won't speak

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

So that's why my buddies were laughin' at me

Get drunk, shoot pool, skinny dip, repeat

If I see her tomorrow night, we won't speak

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Bucky Covington's new fashion image

How far the seedy have fallen: http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/24/bucky-covington-grand-theft-allegations-police-report-american-idol-iron-horse-saloon-nascar-4th-of-july-concert/

New Release Tuesday Country Parody Covers 7-26-11

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Country Bumper Stickers 8

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R.I.P. Amy Winehouse

Drugs are bad.

YouTube Gems: Sammy Kershaw

Sammy was a boss in the 90s.

FTM vs Phil Vassar

Not too long ago, Mr. Phil Vassar followed FTM on Twitter. I'm not a fan of his music, other than the song "Rose Bouquet," but I thought that was cool. Not 12 hours later, I'm guessing after finding out what the blog's really all about, I was promptly unfollowed. Here's a little retribution.

Lyrics Illustrated: Blake Shelton

Jason Fratesi & The Dirt Road Jam Band

Don't worry, they're not that kind of jam band. Check out this massive run-on sentence from my review, then read the whole thing at Roughstock.

Blending the neo-traditional sounds of 90's country acts like Ricky Van Shelton and Neal McCoy with the barroom blues of Delbert McClinton and the contemporary edge of the Zac Brown Band, Leland, Mississippi's Jason Fratesi and the Dirt Road Jam Band are firmly anchored to the roots of countrymusic while presenting a thoroughly modern, radio-ready set of tunes.

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