Oct 27, 2020
New Video / Miranda Lambert / "Settling Down"
Labels:
Miranda Lambert,
New Videos
Jerry Jeff Walker Performs "Trashy Women" / Jam in the Van
Labels:
Jam in the Van,
Jerry Jeff Walker,
Live performances
Honest Lady A Ad
Labels:
Honest Radio Promo Ad,
Lady A,
Lady Antebellum,
Satire
What Your Country Jack O'Lantern Says About You
(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Garth Brooks
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Danzig
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Kane Brown
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Bama
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Carrie Underwood
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Cody Jinks
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
Cody Jinks,
Danzig,
Garth Brooks,
Halloween,
Hardy,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire
What Blake Shelton Really Meant
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
memes,
Satire
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