Kids buy 'em because the packaging looks cool. Cheap and cheaply made.
When you light them, all they do is hiss and emit a cloud of smoke and, at best,
build a tiny pile of insignificant, foul-smelling ash.
Kids adore them! Cheap and flashy.
People over the age of 25 realize that they aren't actual fireworks, just
crappy novelties good for 2-3 minutes of "fun."
Pretend to be a stronger version of a bomb that was outlawed years ago.
Really just a renamed and repackaged version of what they already sold in the first place.
Makes a loud noise, but doesn't have much power.
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