From the Archives: Token Summer Song

ORIGINALLY POSTED APR 27, 2011

Token Summer Song

©2011 FTM Satire

Flip flops, cutoffs, one armed tan

Catfish, bonfire, beer in hand

Southern belles in bikini tops

Cigarettes and dodging the cops

This is my token summer song

Ride your jet ski and sing along

Mow the grass and kiss my ass

And party till daylight's gone

Hey, this is my token summer song

June, July and August too

Red sunburns and Red Man chew

Merle, Cash, Waylon on the stereo

And don't forget David Allan Coe

This is my token summer song

Fire up the grill and sing along

Swat a bug, take a Miller chug

And take off what you got on

Hey, this is my token summer song

Bridge

My life sucks every day for eight

Till I punch the clock in the face

Then I'm rollin' like my truck is stolen

Thank God for summer days

This is my token summer song

So hitch your Starcraft off the lawn

It's so rad to get radio adds

Predictable as winter's long

Hey, this is my token summer song