Oct 9, 2013

Billy Currington - Hey Girl: Parody Lyric


If Billy does time for his crime....



Hey Boy
(Parody of Billy Currington's "Hey Girl")

Hey boy, what's your name boy
I've been starin' at you
And every con here's doin' the same boy
It'd be a shame boy
If I didn't make you my beyotch
'Cause I'm all caught up in your brown curls
A boy like you's the closest thing to a girl
Clean skin, gotta make you my friend
Gonna make you my favorite trick on the cell block

I know we ain't met yet but I'll give you protection
Knowin' you wouldn't even last through the night and
You might think I'm ugly
But what rhymes with "hug me"?
You're lookin' so clean, you'll be my prom queen
I'll make it quick, we don't even have to kiss

Yo boy, whatcha know boy
I could use a cigarette, wontcha go get me something to smoke boy
Before you go boy
Remember I've got your back
And if you want we can go slow
So take your time and get to know
This prison bar I've got for you
I can see the worry in those pretty eyes of blue

I know we ain't met yet but I'll give you protection
Knowin' you wouldn't even last through the night and
You might think I'm ugly
But what rhymes with "hug me"?
You're lookin' so clean, you'll be my prom queen
I'll make it quick, we don't even have to kiss
Hey boy

Ooh, baby welcome to block C
Jumpsuit lookin' sexy to me
Hey boy, whatcha say boy
About you and me goin' all the way boy

I know we ain't met yet but I'll give you protection
Knowin' you wouldn't even last through the night and
Yeah, I'm big and ugly
But what rhymes with "hug me"?
You're lookin' so fresh, got moisturized flesh
I'll make it quick, we don't even have to kiss
Hey boy, oh yeah
Oh, hey boy

You're lookin' so clean, you'll be my prom queen
I'll make it quick, we don't even have to kiss
Hey boy
Oh yeah

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