ORIGINALLY POSTED Oct 25, 2010
Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews II
Before
I begin, I ask the Lord's forgiveness that I even allowed my ears to be
party to this deplorable work of soul-staining music. And now, two
Proverbs from the very same chapter (20) 1.Wine is a mocker, strong
drink a brawler and whosoever erreth thereby is not wise; 4. The
sluggard will not plow by reason of the Winter. What these verses
are telling us is that Billy Currington is on a steady and straight path
into the infinite tormenting fires of Hell, my friends. In this song,
he tells us that he is not only lazy and useless, but that the only
skill he possesses is drinking beer. Friend, a dog can drink beer, and
where are dogs going? Hell, for they know not the Lord! And sloth, why
that's one of the Seven Deadly Sins. I tell you now that the lifestyle
espoused in this song can only lead to marital strife, unemployment,
alcohol abuse, estrangement of friends (except for Satan himself) and
eternal damnation. Jesus, I ask you to remove these demons from Billy.
He is still Your child, but he has gone astray. Listeners of this song
need to fall upon their face and tearfully beg that they might be spared
everlasting separation from the Father. Amen.
F
Mr.
Turnage, my daddy, asked me to write down a few lines about this song
because he is currently on his way to the local medical center because
he was having chest pains after hearing this "Fancy." He said that he
prays he does not pass from this mortal coil directly after hearing this
perverse song because he fears his salvation may not weigh in the
balance against such a wretched work. He says it is a celebration of
materialism and prostitution, whatever that means. If my daddy dies, I
will hunt you Reba. Daddy might be above fury and retribution, but I
ain't, bitch! (I hope he don't read this!) Oh yeah, he says this song is
a big fat F. Amen.
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