Oct 14, 2016

A Sophomoric Parody of Luke Bryan's "Move"

Don't read beyond this if you are classy and mature. You've been warned.


 



"Poop"
(Lyric parody of Luke Bryan's "Move")

Burritos were a bad idea on a night out
But I was feeling just fine so far
That is, till the opera house
We had seats in the middle, didn't bother me much
Till I got a groaning stomach and a cranky butt
I leaned to this side, lean to that side
Gotta keep this feeling all dammed up
Suddenly I'm sweating, feel like hell
You ask me what's wrong but I won't tell
Our fourth date's going pretty well
Can't say what I need to do

P-O-O-P, I gotta
Yeah, I gotta find some sweet release
Bathroom, or a tree
It's like my guts are full, I need to
Poop, yes I do
Ain't sexy, it's rude
But I've got to
Oh, girl, look at me
Legs and my hips
Everything clinched
My pants don't fit
Damn, my stool is loose
Stars flashing in my eyes
I don't think I can fight
If I don't lay some cable soon
Gonna die if I don't poop

It's true there's something in the air
I'm sorry and I know it was wrong
Got everybody looking around
Right about then, you lock eyes on me
You give me a dirty look, bet you wanna flee
All up in the middle of my left and right
Insides are tight, yeah, I've gotta be excused

P-O-O-P, I gotta
Yeah, I gotta find some sweet release
Bathroom, or a tree
It's like my guts are full, I need to
Poop, yes I do
Ain't sexy, it's rude
But I've got to
Oh, girl, look at me
Biting my lip
Everything clinched
My pants don't fit
Damn, my stool is loose
Blood pressure's on the rise
I don't think I can fight
If I don't take a load off soon
Gonna die if I don't poop

Let me number two
P-O-O-P
I need a porcelain chair with a plastic seat
U-H O-H
Look out, I'm coming through

P-O-O-P, I gotta
Yeah, I gotta find some sweet release
Bathroom, or a tree
It's like my guts are full, I need to
Poop, yes I do
Ain't sexy, it's rude
But I've got to
Oh, girl, look at me
Legs and my hips
Everything clinched
My pants don't fit
Damn, my stool is loose
Stars flashing in my eyes
I don't think I can fight
If I don't drop some kids off soon
Gonna die if I don't poop
Gonna die if I don't poop
Gonna die if I don't poop

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