Here's a very important piece I unearthed from the Farce the Music vault. It was never posted during the heyday of bro-country, so it has lost a little relevance, but there are still bros out there and you should at least attempt to understand their language.
This is a handy guide to deciphering bro-country fans' slang and acronyms on social media and text messages.
SMH = send me hoes
LOL = liking only ladies
Send nudes = send nudes
WTF = where's the Fireball?
Dead = I just murdered a city boy
Low key = feeling mellow from smoking the marijuana
Fam = group of bros
Off the chain = please help me find my wallet
AF = awesome Ford
OMG = oops my genitals
Lit = (the bonfire of crates we stole is now burning)
TGIF = tailgate is fun
TL/DR = the lice didn't reappear
DR/CR = didn't read, can't read
Shook = concerned that one might be outed as a poser
Thicc = This Hoe Is Conspicuously Curvy
DTF = down (in) the field
Basic = a pickup truck that doesn't have chrome accessories, a light bar, a roll bar, a lift kit, step rails, a winch, truck nutz, mudders, stacks, bed lighting, Yeti sticker, sticker making fun of other brand of trucks/engines.
Extra = has more than one STD
GTFO = give this fellow oral
JGMDSIBK = just got my d*ck stuck in brass knuckles
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