Every 2019 Country Hit

Every 2019 Country Hit

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Snap beat snap beat snap beat, baby girl

I’m shameless, I’ll rhyme that with world

Hey sweetie, are you here all by yourself?

That’s not creepy cause I sung it smooth as hell

Got a sweet beard and a trendy tattoo

Unkempt shirt and a gelled up do

You can tell I’m a bad boy, I bet

Because of those things I already said

And the chorus just goes…

Oooh ooooh oooh girl

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh yeah girl

Oooh oooh yeah

Snap beat snap beat clap beat little thang

Sang that line with a fake country twang

Barely audible fiddle going on

So people think this is a country song

But the chorus be like…

Ayeee ayeee ayeee girl

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh yeah girl

Oooh oooh yeah

You know damn well what happens this verse

Got a big truck that never touches dirt

Wanna get in it and get outta here?

I’m tall and handsome so have no fears

Oooh ooooh oooh girl

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh yeah girl

Oooh oooh yeah

Snap beat