ORIGINALLY POSTED SEP 19, 2010
Top 10 Changes the Success of Jamey Johnson's "The Guitar Song" Will Bring Upon Nashville
10. Jason Aldean will attempt to grow a beard, unsuccessfully
09. Demo of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" sung by JJ will be leaked in hopes of damaging his cred
08. Curb Records to sign homeless man named James E. Johnson
07. Country as a whole embraces honesty, eschews pop influences, stops valuing image over substance, returns to roots. (Also, bacon rains from sky and Los Angeles Lakers win Super Bowl)
06. Taylor Swift asked by management to consider a temporary drug habit
05. Title-track duet partner Bill Anderson refuses Brad Paisley's next round of silly between-song skitsbecause he's now a "serious" artist
04. Rascal Flatts' next release will be a double album. Side 1: The "CR" Album; Side 2: The "AP" Album
03. Fame-weary Jamey will disappear into the Appalachians, smoking a pipe, never to be heard from again except in mountain lore
02. Martina McBride will attempt to grow a beard, successfully
01. Eh, pretty much business as usual, cute blondes, fake cowboys, committee written songs, mindless filler between ads
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