The amount of "Mulletage" is not the only thing that the Nickelback of country music has a high amount of. Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) also has a high amount of suckage as well as a high amount of non-countryness. Although the brigade of stereotypical teenage suburban white girls that are his fanbase tend to glorify Jackson as some sort of "traditional country legend", even a casual listen to his music will say otherwise. Alan Jackson is no different from, say, Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, or Kane Brown. In fact, those acts are nothing more than the apocalyptic aftermath of what Jackson did to country music, as is the fact that pop singer Bebe Rexha's collaboration with bro-country duo Florida Georgia Line currently holds the record for the longest running number one country song (at 50 weeks) while fellow pop star Justin Bieber's collaboration with metro-bro duo and Rascal Flatts knockoff Dan + Shay currently sits at number one on the same chart. Although there are still good artists within the mainstream country circuit (especially Luke Combs, Jon Pardi, Eric Church, and Chris Stapleton), Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music)'s shadow still looms mainstream country in the form of bro-country, metro-bro (AKA boyfriend country), and hick-hop.
As for Alan Jackson's alleged cover of "We Dem Boyz" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY ), the video was filmed over an Alan Jackson concert to make it look like Alan Jackson was doing a cover of Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", while in reality, he was really playing "Remember When" while a Florida Georgia Line cover of the Wiz Khalifa song played on my two Sony stereos (Sony MHC-GX450 and Sony LBT-GPX77) in the background.
The amount of "Mulletage" is not the only thing that the Nickelback of country music has a high amount of. Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) also has a high amount of suckage as well as a high amount of non-countryness. Although the brigade of stereotypical teenage suburban white girls that are his fanbase tend to glorify Jackson as some sort of "traditional country legend", even a casual listen to his music will say otherwise. Alan Jackson is no different from, say, Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, or Kane Brown. In fact, those acts are nothing more than the apocalyptic aftermath of what Jackson did to country music, as is the fact that pop singer Bebe Rexha's collaboration with bro-country duo Florida Georgia Line currently holds the record for the longest running number one country song (at 50 weeks) while fellow pop star Justin Bieber's collaboration with metro-bro duo and Rascal Flatts knockoff Dan + Shay currently sits at number one on the same chart. Although there are still good artists within the mainstream country circuit (especially Luke Combs, Jon Pardi, Eric Church, and Chris Stapleton), Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music)'s shadow still looms mainstream country in the form of bro-country, metro-bro (AKA boyfriend country), and hick-hop.
ReplyDeleteAs for Alan Jackson's alleged cover of "We Dem Boyz" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY ), the video was filmed over an Alan Jackson concert to make it look like Alan Jackson was doing a cover of Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", while in reality, he was really playing "Remember When" while a Florida Georgia Line cover of the Wiz Khalifa song played on my two Sony stereos (Sony MHC-GX450 and Sony LBT-GPX77) in the background.
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