May 15, 2020

It's Not Just for Karens

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  1. Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) sure should learn who he is - a sellout hack exploiting country music for his own financial gain. Alan Jackson's music isn't just for Karens, it's also for those stereotypical teenage girls who listen to his music (or Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, and Sam Hunt, for that matter) and go around flaunting how "country" they are. In fact, those aforementioned bro-country acts are simply the apocalyptic aftermath of what Alan Jackson did to country music, making him pretty much the inventor of bro-country. And the shitty Alan Jackson song mentioned in the meme, "Chattahoochee", is no exception, as all of the shitty bro-country tropes, especially beer, moonlight, river banks, trucks, and hot girls, are there in the song. Calling "Chattahoochee" or any of the Nickelback of country music's songs "traditional country" is like calling Nicki Minaj thrash metal.

    As for Alan Jackson's alleged cover of "We Dem Boyz" ( ), the video was filmed over an Alan Jackson concert to make it look like Alan Jackson was doing a cover of Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", while in reality, he was really playing "Remember When" while a Florida Georgia Line cover of the Wiz Khalifa song played on my two Sony stereos (Sony MHC-GX450 and Sony LBT-GPX77) in the background.