Jan 25, 2023

Top 10 Ways to Become an Americana Singer

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10. Have a moderately popular rock, hardcore, or punk band in your 20s then turn 30



09. Move to East Nashville; stop bathing



08. Stand in front of mirror and say “I ain’t no part of nothin’”



07. Quit heroin



06. Be the offspring of a country music or folk legend



05. Be born named Colt, Colter, Cody, or Zach



04. Drink the water in Kentucky, apparently



03. Be either a hater of all political views or an outspoken lefty, there is no in-between



02. Be a Townes Van Zandt fan who majored in poetry and knows how to play a few chords; get fired from your job at one of the following: train depot / co-op / ranch / hardware store / horse farm.


01. Get face and/or neck and/or knuckle tattoos

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