Country/rock star Kid Rock’s grandiose White House replica home burned overnight, and fire investigators say it appears to be due a meth lab explosion. Experts say the evidence was so substantial and certain that Rock, real name Bob Richey, was taken into custody on scene.
He went on to detail the source of the fire clearly being a corner utility room littered with broken beakers, metal piping, and a somehow unscathed pile of Sudafed. “There was also a half-melted metal door sign that said ‘Meth Lab,’ so we’ve pretty much got him dead to rights,” said Jones.
Back on record with the chief of police, Brittan Marks, we learned that an uninjured Richey was taken into custody without incident, wearing only a pair of flip flops and a “Hillary Lied” t-shirt. He was processed and bonded out a few hours later.
“With a net worth in the millions, we’re not sure why Mr. Richey would need to be cooking up meth, you know,” said a bemused Chief Marks, “Maybe he was just trying to live up to his outlaw reputation.”
At press time, Mr. Rock was tweeting and working on plans for his new ten-story ass shaped house on the same hill.
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ReplyDeleteThis was funny as hell
ReplyDeletehope you and youre crossdresser are happy together
ReplyDeleteyou are a racist pig
ReplyDeleteyoure comments on gays and slures are not funny it takes one to know one
ReplyDeletegod will punish those who goes against his words
ReplyDeletewe all know you are still on meth too
ReplyDeleteyou and youre crossdresser make a great couple
ReplyDeletegrabbing youre crotch on stage us gays would never touch that for all the money in the world
ReplyDeletewe all know youre gay just admit it come out of the closet you racist pig you
ReplyDeleteyou make us gays sick to oure stomachs
ReplyDeletewe know you werent just sucking down beer too you were sucking down something else too
ReplyDeletethat comment was when you had the crossdresser at youre home on the bar
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ReplyDeletemy dog wouldnt even let you touch him
ReplyDeletekeep doing youre meth you might not wake up someday
ReplyDeletetake chemistry and science next time you stupid mf
ReplyDeleteyou dont know what the word love means do you kid rock
ReplyDeleteyoure meth is going to take everything away from you
ReplyDeletegod givith and he can taketh away too
ReplyDeletehope you liked big bubba while you were in jail too
ReplyDeletehe fell in love with you
ReplyDeleteif i stepped on you i would throw away my shoes
ReplyDeleteyou have youre head so far up youre a you will never see daylight again
ReplyDeletehope you like the smell
ReplyDeletewe gays have some white stuff for you not the powdered kind either
ReplyDeletewe know you like it
ReplyDeletewe know you like assof all shapes
ReplyDeletewe know you like guns too sometimes they go off in youre face too
ReplyDeletethat aint powder burns on youre face either
ReplyDeletekid rock is a piece of shit
ReplyDeletehe is a cheater and a liar
ReplyDeletehe is a crack addict too
ReplyDeletei woundnt go to one of his concerts if he paid me too
ReplyDeletehe is a worthless piece of shit
ReplyDeletekid rock is doing and makeing meth still yet
ReplyDeletehes having meth parties right now
ReplyDeleteI think kid rock kicks ass and I'm pretty sure these comments are about as fake as the story above, Kid Rock is America's bad ass ......Bob Cool
ReplyDeleteKeep on rocking rock
ReplyDeleteWants to be Richey Trump. Check the orange nose when trump stops
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