Once was a man in a situation Chatted up a girl from the U.S. nation He kept tryin' to get in But she had this other "friend" ...

There once was a man had a good day Smoked dope and shot hoops just like MJ He felt on some fanny And killed the poonanny Didn't even ha...

All respect due to Country Haiku , but this is a tooootally different idea. ;) Ladies and gents, I give you... hip hop limericks. There once...