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Sad Boys

Doin' Time

What Your Favorite Album of 2024 Says About You

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Jelly Roll - Beautifully Broken

You always hated country music and only listened to stuff like Hoobastank and Theory of a Deadman until Jelly came along. You are blissfully unaware of his former life as a rapper. You know your disc golf handicap. You didn’t finish your degree at Arkansas State Mid-South because of a slight gambling addiction, but your dad happily let you come on at the windshield repair shop.

Johnny Blue Skies - Passage du Desir

You’re either a Sturgill fan from way back, or a jam band fan who suddenly developed good taste. You also may be a scooter riding yacht rock connoisseur. Whichever way, you’re cool with me. 

Petty Country

You always thought Tom Petty’s voice was kind of harsh, so you’re happy Nashville finally watered down his songs for you. You listen to this in the background while yelling at site supervisors as you cut people off on the highway in your F-450 XLT that you don’t actually do any work in. All the parenting duties fall on your (third) wife.

Thomas Rhett - About a Woman

You are married to Thomas Rhett.

Oliver Anthony - Hymnal of a Troubled Man’s Mind

You consider yourself deep because you memorized a Robert Frost poem one time in 7th grade. You knew he meant other obese people who like fudge rounds, not you. You aren’t from Appalachia, but you did stay in a Holiday Inn Express in Pigeon Forge one time. 

Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter

You don’t really care if the album is country or that Beyoncé said it isn’t. It must be acknowledged as such and all must bow. You have only listened to the album like 3 times total. The color of your hair is not natural to the human species. 

Luke Bryan - Mind of a Country Boy

You own a shop that sells mid-priced jewelry, tee shirts with southern sayings, and trendy pottery. You were asked to be the house mother for the Tri-Delts at Ole Miss but your husband spends so much time driving around in his F-450 XLT yelling at people, all the parenting duties fall on you.

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