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Favorite Albums of 2024: Third Quarter Report

 As usual, there are no summaries or reviews, just covers and titles.

1. Futurebirds - Easy Company

2. Red Clay Strays - Made by These Moments

3. Waxahatchee - Tigers Blood

4. Johnny Blue Skies - Passage Du Desir

5. The Droptines - s/t

6. 49 Winchester - Leavin’ This Holler

7. Sierra Ferrell - Trail of Flowers

8. John Moreland - Visitor

9. Kaitlin Butts - Roadrunner!

10. Pony Bradshaw - Thus Spoke the Fool

11. American Aquarium - The Fear of Standing Still

12. Shane Smith & The Saints - Norther

13. Taylor Hunnicutt - Alabama Sound

14. Jonathan Peyton - Nothing Here’s The Same

15. Zach Top - Cold Beer & Country Music

16. MJ Lenderman - Manning Fireworks

17. Billy Strings - Highway Prayers

18. Silverada - s/t

19. Mindy Smith - Quiet Town

20. Charley Crockett - $10 Cowboy

Sturgill Simpson Performs "One for the Road" and "Purple Rain"

Jeff Bridges as Sturgill Simpson Albums: Updated

Presidential Country Reaction Gifs

*and Vice-Presidential and just Candiditial, if that's a word

When somebody lectures me about an inaccuracy in a Jason Aldean meme like I'm Wikipedia or something

Tell the truth Jimmy. You hit one with Willie too I bet.

Is Post Malone's new album somehow better than most mainstream country yet disappointing at the same time?

If there's ever a Billy Strings concert in The Sphere

Sam Hunt, how would you describe your vocal style?

Them: You've only listened to the new Zach Bryan album once? You can't be serious.

Me:

When your friends get so drunk at the state fair, they're considering going to see the free Warren Zeiders show

Dick, what do you think of them putting strings in country songs and not calling it pop?

Morgan Wallen fans at the spelling bee

When you've been feeling like a piece of rice paper

Country Song of the Summer?

Hop in a Boat and Throw the Paddle Away

And Stay Out!

"The Classics" Country Reaction Gifs

Old heads seeing Post Malone's collaborators on his "country album"

Me when they start playing Wallen at the pool party

Luke Bryan when he meets his tour openers

Me reading the Facebook comments of people who don't understand memes and love Jason Aldean

When Jelly Roll releases another pop-rock song to country radio

Me calculating whether I need lawn, seats, or pit tickets to Johnny Blue Skies based on my bank account and how much Zyn I'll need to make it to the end of the month

When I had to slow down and see if this dude was really listening to Dan + Shay

Zach Bryan hater after telling a fan every song sounds the same

Jason Isbell after brutally insulting another person with 12 followers

90s kids when they finally figure out that "Strawberry Wine" wasn't about strawberry wine

When somebody starts off "Today's country radio sucks" but ends up with "you should check out Upchurch"

More Monday Memes: Red Clay Strays, Americana, Jerry Reed