Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts

Feb 14, 2025

10 Things That Sound Better Than an Hour of Mainstream Country Radio


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10. “Call us regarding your pending preapproval for a personal or line of credit. You are prequalified for loan $65,000 based on your credit profile…”



9. Honey we need to talk



8. Jason Isbell’s “White Man’s World” playing loudly at an event where you’re the only white male



7. Doctor: “We’re going to have to remove the left one”



6. Jason Aldean’s “Strip It Down” starts playing while you’re getting a massage from a woman with a phlegmy cough



*this is AI slop
5. Every chapter of R Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” remixed by P Diddy ft. Drake



4. “We have been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your Chevrolet Tahoe”



*this is also AI slop
3. RFK Jr. covering Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You”



2. Jelly Roll and Bunny walk over from across the bar “We saw you standing over here and we're digging your vibe…”




1. Luke Bryan narrating a children’s book about the birds & the bees


Feb 6, 2025

Who to Blame


NFL Country Reaction Gifs

Bro country songwriter trying to think of how to spell F-150

When you buy 30 minutes of Wheeler Walker Jr. on Touchtunes

Beyonce winning best country album is kinda like:

Zach Bryan is just okay

Watching Red Clay Strays from a nearby mountain cuz you couldn't get into the Red Rocks presale

"Beyoncé said her album wasn't country, but it won best country album Grammy, but it doesn't matter because awards shows are political and fake, but I'm still mad, even though I don't like the other nominees either and Wallen should've won."

When your headphones accidentally connect to somebody listening to Aldean

Luke Bryan on a random Thursday in an amphitheater singing about catfish down in the creek

When somebody asks if I'm going to Gavin Adcock

When someone mildly disagrees with Isbell on social media 

When someone tries to explain how we got from The Carter Family to Dan + Shay and that's it's all natural musical evolution

Something something rhymes with Bronco yada yada

What's wrong with Walker Hayes? Kids love him.

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