Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts

Jan 20, 2022

The Sopranos Country Reaction Gifs

When your friend gets a new girlfriend who likes pop country and he starts going to Kane Brown and Sam Hunt shows

Cranking some more Brent Cobb gospel tunes

Wheeler Walker...

Oh you wanna test my 90s country knowledge?

If you don't like Lori McKenna, are you

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

When you hear a Walker Hayes song

Oh you're a country fan? Like Morgan Wallen and Luke Bryan?

Jan 14, 2022

Lawsuit Filed Against Dollar General Over Mainstream Country Played in Stores

A man in rural Georgia has filed a lawsuit against the retail giant Dollar General over the music played in their stores. Carl Schwartz, the attorney filing the suit, alleges that the mainstream country music regularly played over their loudspeakers has attributed to the man’s mental anguish and caused him irreparable emotional harm over the years.

“My client, a regular customer of Dollar General, has been subjected to a distressing amount of Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, and Kane Brown during each visit to one of their establishments,” said Schwartz. “The constant barrage of trucks, appropriated slang, and shallow subject matter has caused him an unreasonable amount of anger, sadness, and physical discomfort.”

Schwartz went on to say that no matter which Dollar General his plaintiff entered, whether the one on the bypass, the one next to the one on the bypass, the one over on 16, or the one close to his house, the same brainless bile was pumping through the speaker system as he attempted to dash in for paper towels or a six pack of Pabst. “We will attempt to establish that the endless loop of Florida-Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett, and Sam Hunt brought real and provable trauma upon his quality of life. Hell, that “shake it for the catfish” song alone should be barred from use as a war prisoner coercion method.”

Dollar General, in a statement, said that the lawsuit was ‘frivolous’ and that any judge would throw out the case on its lack of merit alone. “The plaintiff, while not named to the public at this time, is a well known troublemaker once banned from one of our competitors over similar matters,” said DG’s lead attorney Mark Torrance. “He’s a nut; who doesn’t sing along to that Applebees song??”

At press time, the plaintiff was apparently willing to settle out of court for Turnpike Troubadours tickets, room and board.

Jan 13, 2022

The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs

Morgan Wallen’s team’s thoughts about the Opry controversy


When you catch your boyfriend listening to The Highway SiriusXM


If you catch yourself starting to like Sam Hunt a little


“We’re playing pop country at the reception; take it or leave it.”


Country radio, obviously


When you’ve been listening to Brent Cobb gospel songs all day


When somebody says Turnpike won’t be good anymore because they’re happy and recovering


How about Farce the Music start spreading more positivity?

Oct 14, 2021

Beetlejuice Country Reaction Gifs

Rolling my eyes so hard when somebody says Kacey Musgraves' latest album is country

You wanna hear a good ol' Chris Knight killin' song?

Listening to the Pine Box Boys like...

When you play your uncle some Sam Hunt and tell him they call that country nowadays

When I hear "Fancy Like" for the 4th time in 3 quarters of the game on Saturday

If I hear "Fancy Like" a fifth time..

When both your tastes in country music is so bad it shocks the other

Neil Young bout to go on stage

Oct 13, 2021

Reginald Spears on Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt, Chris Knight, & Kane Brown







A Visual Interview With Garth Brooks

I hear that back in your early days, you missed a couple of shows. Was that your fault or were you hanging out with bad influences?




Remember when Sam Hunt covered your song “What She’s Doing Now?” What did it take for you to get through a listen of that?




Do you ever pull a Scrooge McDuck and go swimming in piles of money?




Despite the pandemic, you’ve still been able to put on a few shows in the last 18 months. Do you still enjoy getting out there and performing for the people?




Despite the pandemic, you’ve been able to increase your net worth by around $35 million in the last 18 months. Do you still enjoy making money?




How do you feel when people say you ruined country music?




How many bodies are there Garth? Don’t think we’re stupid.


 


You were kidding earlier about crying when people say you ruined country music right? You don’t really give a shit, correct?



Okay, so who really ruined country music?


Thanks Garth! Now, how many bodies does that guy have buried?

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