May 31, 2019
*Lots of profanity below*
Here's the new duet from Thomas Rhett and Kelsea Ballerini.
"Listen to this new Dustin Lynch EP!"
Kane Brown has yet another #1 hit?
Still more country than Sam Hunt
When people say I'm a jealous hater living in my mom's basement
When you go in a country bar and they're playing Florida-Georgia Line
Whenever I hear mainstream country radio
Describe Mitchell Tenpenny
Say country has to evolve one more time
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Chris Stapleton sucks too let’s fight— Coach $wag (@KSmithy850) April 10, 2019
Cynthia ~ your post was in Very Bad Taste..In other words you post knocking BS SUCKS. Miranda should be better off is she stayed away from the Buffet table 🐷.....— Jeff Fleming (@JeffFle02357241) April 8, 2019
@kanebrown and @thegreatkhalid Your guys performance Last night was the best part of the ACM award :)— Leah (@LeahBakerrr1) April 8, 2019
Kane Brown & Khalid performing together on ACM Awards. Name a better duo....... I’ll wait— emily kait (@emharnishfeger) April 8, 2019
I miss Sam Hunt. 😭— Jessica Muntz (@TheJessicaMuntz) April 8, 2019
@ACMawards if Kacey Musgraves wins artistic the year, i swear I’m done with country music.... how does she keep winning all these awards when her album sucks so bad? #ACMawards2019 #ACMawards #ACMs— TheCorporateCat (@TheCorporateCat) April 8, 2019
Kacey Musgraves must have a daddy with some money because she can NOT sing!! And how she keeps winning awards is beyond me. She is not now or ever a better singer than Miranda or Carrie.... just saying. #KaceyMusgraves— Becki L (@BeckiL1) April 8, 2019
If Lil Nas X doesn’t win an acm tonight I will be SICK— Sam Anguiano (@SuperDuperSamA) April 8, 2019
Nobody deserves ACM Entertainer of the Year more than Lil Nas and that’s a fact.— Mike Goetz-Whittaker (@Whitts35) April 8, 2019
Luke combs sucks and he’s fat— Haver Champ (@ClutterKnuckles) April 8, 2019
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1. Walker Hayes - 90s Country
Walker seems like a nice guy. He has kind eyes. I don't wanna harp on the guy, but as the youths of 2018 said "this ain't it." Most artists I don't care for show me at least one trait that makes me think they in some way deserve the success they've achieved. With Walker I'm not sure - he's nice? This song isn't nice. It barely qualifies as a song. It's certainly not country and bears no resemblance whatsoever to the 90s country songs it calls out, other than the fact that it uses the same words of the English language. This is bad. Embarrassingly bad. Somebody should hire Walker into marketing or management or artist development or something, because singing/songwriting doesn't seem to be his thing, and he seems like a swell fellow.
2. AJ McLean - Back Porch Bottle Service
Just stop. You're still making plenty off Backstreet Boys tours and their catalog of music, so leave the country music to the …uh, dudes who talk-sing about 'girls' over snap beats? Forget that part. Just know that this is subpar. Extremely subpar.
3. Keith Urban - Gemini
We (those of us who like actual pop-country that has a firm grip on the roots of country) lost Keith a long time ago and he keeps journeying farther into the ether with garbage like this. Stupid ass lyrics, soulless music ...and I'm just done with Nicole Kidman's husband.
4. Parmalee - Hotdamalama
No trash talking is needed here.
5. Mitchell Tenpenny - Bitches
This guy sucks. I can't stand Kane Brown, but at least Kane's music occasionally puts on some country window dressing. Mitch here is pure pop music, or R&B lite, to be more exact. He sings like John Mayer with strep throat. Oh yeah, and he saw fit to foist a song about 'bitches' into the "country" world. Unfortunately for the world, it looks like 10cent is gonna be here for a while.
6. Dustin Lynch - Good Girl
If I'm curiously listening to mainstream country radio (which is rare nowadays), as soon as I hear Dustin's voice, I'm out, and this song's the biggest offender. Pointless drivel. Not even gonna get into his missed potential - that's all in the past. Lynch is pop music for teenage girls who change the station from "Mo Bamba" when their dad walks into their room to make sure they're doing homework.
7. Mitchell Tenpenny - Drunk Me
See #5 but this one was a hit single. This guy is the worst.
8. Dylan Scott - Hooked
He might look 39, but he's 29 and despite the fact that he's been trying at country radio for 4 years now, somebody saw fit to vote him one of the New Faces for next year's CRS conference. Nothing to see here. Just cookie cutter BS from a tall dude who gets comments on YouTube like "hes ssooooosssoooo hotttt."
9. Sam Hunt - Downtown's Dead
I don't care for Sam's music, but at least most of his previous songs had something of a catchy melody. This is ear torture. I'd rank it higher (lower?) but it was such a flop, Sam stayed on hiatus. That's a nice silver lining and drops this tune down the rankings.
10. Uncle Kracker - Floatin'
He's Uncle Kracker.