Showing posts with label Steve Earle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steve Earle. Show all posts
Sep 27, 2024
Local Man Arrested for Assault Over “Copperhead Road” Line Dance
“It’s not a f***ing line dance song” said an exasperated and unapologetic Spears when we talked to him Monday by phone. “They got 400 remixes of silly 90s country songs you can do that to, partner. So take your square toe boots and jeans with designs on the butt and go boot scoot back where you came from.”
Mr. Spears has had frequent run-ins with local law enforcement over the years, and oddly enough, it has almost always had something to do with music. This includes but is not limited to the destruction of a jukebox, fighting with a cover band, and ‘unplugging’ a radio tower. Spears has served time, payed fines, and spends most of his free time on probation.
Jerry Briggs, owner of Jerry’s on the Bypass, described the scene this past weekend for us. “The cover band started playing ‘Copperhead Road’ and Reggie was over there shooting pool, keeping a sharp eye toward the dance floor.” said Briggs. “Soon as he seen this tall dude from out of town waving his girlfriend toward the floor, he put his stick down.”
Briggs said the moment the victim, identified as Bo Champlin of Hart County, put his hand on his hat and lifted a leg, Spears was in his face. “‘Nah man, we don’t do that here,’ I told him,” said Spears, giving his side of the story. “Just because you can dance to a song don’t mean you should.”
Things escalated quickly when Champlin replied with a “F—- you, Karen.”
Police report that Spears tackled Champlin into the (non-working) cigarette machine, and then calmly went back to his pool game. The victim suffered a concussion from the impact.
“Oh it happens about once a month, but usually the victim doesn’t have an uncle on the board of supervisors.” laughed Briggs. “We love Reg but he’s kind of a bully sometimes.”
At press time, Reginald Spears was pulling into his usual parking space at the courthouse.
May 22, 2024
AI Illustrated Americana Songs
If you can't figure some of these out, the song list is at the end.
I'm sure you can easily figure this one out, but the AI was so ridiculous, I had to include 2 results.
Hey, I asked for chili!
Chris Knight - Down the River
Jason Isbell - Cover Me Up
Turnpike Troubadours - Gin, Smoke, and Lies
Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
Sturgill Simpson - You Can Have the Crown
John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack and Diane
Apr 18, 2024
Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs 2
When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam
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When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it
Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed
If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song
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When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith
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And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
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Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio
Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music
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Mar 31, 2022
Breaking Bad Country Reaction Gifs 2
When a country fan asks for a good hard rock recommendation
Mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand
Bands and singers seeing their Spotify royalties
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When you go to a country concert and they have a DJ
When you crank the rental car and "Fancy Like" is blasting
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Somebody suggested I listen to the new Brantley song
When you see Dan + Shay on your friend's playlist
Eric Church fans after he cancelled a show for basketball
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Return of the Jedi Country Reaction Gifs
🎵 It's your love, it just does something to me, sends a shock right through me 🎵
Jason Aldean's vocal inspiration
Every pop country fan with a bad opinion on Facebook
When your girl says it's hot that you sing Wheeler Walker Jr songs in the shower
When you catch yourself liking a few new Dustin Lynch songs
When somebody says Morgan Wallen is a better singer than Jason Isbell
🎵 Same as my daddy and his daddy before 🎵
When I see a Twitter friend talking trash about Walker Hayes
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