Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts

Apr 21, 2020

Fake News Classics: Nashville Unsure How to Monetize Killing of bin Laden

by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California May 24, 2011 
Several well-known country singers have expressed a sense of befuddlement about their course of action after the recent killing of Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. 

"Normally, I'd have three or four situation-appropriate patriotic singles I could rush to radio –- and I do, don't get me wrong –- but we get into a conundrum here because I don’t really understand what the hell is going on,” said one noted hitmaker who wished to remain anonymous. 

"I've got one in the can called 'We Got Our Man' but I mean, what if they didn't really get him? You've heard the conspiracy theories," he continued. "And another one's called 'We Salute You,' but that might be misconstrued as support for Obama or something, and that's career suicide in the country market." 

Representatives for Darryl Worley have confessed similar issues. "Darryl needs a hit right now so he doesn't have to go into underwear modeling -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- but he's a country singer and he's a patriot and America needs him to wave the flag now more than ever," said an anonymous member of Worley's management. 

"We have a sequel to 'Have You Forgotten?' called 'We Remember' slated for release in late July to capitalize express his feelings on the ten year anniversary of 9/11, but that's two months from now... Darryl needs something on the market to keep his name out there, and the bin Laden killing is just too much of a mixed bag for us to formulate an approach on." 

Other artists such as Aaron Tippin and Lee Greenwood were also seeking outlets for their desire to represent this occasion in song at press time, but their camps were mum on possibilities. 

Toby Keith, however, was going full steam ahead with its release of "America, Hell Yeah," which hits radio five minutes ago. 

Apr 5, 2018

New Memes: Willie, Yodeling Boy, Wrestling, Blackberry Smoke

Submitted by Zack




WWE Country Reaction Gifs 29: Wrestlemania Week Edition

How Florida-Georgia Line hides its
lack of talent in concert
 

Toby Keith, circa 2029

"Honestly, Walker Hayes is
a modern day Roger Miller"

"But women don't like to listen
to women country singers"

Would you ever say something nice
about Sam Hunt's music?

When you decide to leave your
country band for the ministry

If you're f--king listening to The Lacs

How would you describe
Kacey Musgraves' Golden Hour?

Did you say Blackberry Smoke has a new album coming out this Friday?

When the person who played FGL
on the jukebox looks over at you










Mar 29, 2017

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 21: Strait, Isbell, Jinks

When you turn on the ACMs and see The Backstreet Boys

 You married a Florida-Georgia Line fan??

When a drunk passes out on the merch table

Still more country than Luke Bryan...

Cody Jinks is coming to town?

How to feel about new Isbell music

 When the future President of the United States says
Toby Keith is better than George Strait

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