Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts

Sep 15, 2022

I Think You Should Leave Country Reaction Gifs

Toby Keith asking who started bro-country


When a hit 'country' song has the lyrics
Ooh ooh ooh, she likes it when I
Ooh ooh ooh, I love it when we

When you both want the last large classic arrowhead Tyler Childers t-shirt at the merch booth

Mr. Farce, do you in fact own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs?

When the restaurant is playing pop country

If you can't name at least 300 Willie Nelson songs

"Hey man, Kane Brown's new album is actually pretty good"

When somebody wearing a Walker Hayes shirt says they love country music






Feb 25, 2022

Lee Greenwood on Standby, Toby Keith Called Up to Reserve

Patriot and country singer Lee Greenwood is literally shaking with anticipation. Normally, this time of year, the singer would be in a deep off-season slumber, building up his energies for upcoming patriotic holidays, but world affairs have made things different this year. 

Late Thursday evening, an alarm went off in Greenwood’s cryogenic chamber, alerting him that a military conflict was underway that could have ramifications for the United States. His room was bathed in red, white, and blue lights, awakening him in fervor. Pumps whirred to life as Lee was pumped with vitamins and nutrients, preparing him for the potential task ahead.


Greenwood stretched, removed the tubes from his arms, and threw open the window. One sniff and his eyes lit up. “This one’s different but so familiar… there’s a ….chill… in the air.” he thought. He then walked to the front room and visually verified that his trailer packed with American flag clothing and paraphernalia was pre-loaded and hitched to his Suburban. “It’s go time,” he spoke. 


Now Mr. Greenwood has pulled a recliner into the foyer of his expansive Franklin home and simply waits. He stares up at his signed portrait of General Norman Schwartzkopf and nods. “I’ll be ready if called, Stormin’ Norman.” he whispered. Lee’s wife only shook her head and brought her husband another bottle of red Gatorade. 


At press time, Toby Keith had received the Boot Signal and was sobering up for another run of ass kicking, if needed.


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Unnecessary disclaimer: War isn't funny and I pray for the people of Ukraine, but we need a little levity in any situation. Also, patriotism isn't a bad thing with the right intentions. 

Feb 9, 2022

Top 11 Least Popular Country Music Hall of Fame Exhibits


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 11. Ten Years of Bro-Country: A Retrospective


10. Florida-Georgia Line’s first Big Johnson t-shirts from when they were toddlers


9. The “Are You Tall and Handsome Enough to be a Mainstream Country Star?” Kiosk


8. Brantley Gilbert’s used dip can and Ed Hardy wallet (w/chain)


7. The Toby Keith “Put a Boot in in a Muslim’s Ass” Game


6. Cledus T. Judd kissing booth


5. A Salute to the Bachelorettes of Broadway documentary


4. “Are You More Smarter Than Luke Bryan?” interactive game


3. A collection of sexy Lee Greenwood photos


2. Animatronic hollering Garth Brooks


1. Outlaw Country: A Scratch-n-Sniff Photo Exhibit


Jan 20, 2022

The Sopranos Country Reaction Gifs

When your friend gets a new girlfriend who likes pop country and he starts going to Kane Brown and Sam Hunt shows

Cranking some more Brent Cobb gospel tunes

Wheeler Walker...

Oh you wanna test my 90s country knowledge?

If you don't like Lori McKenna, are you

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

When you hear a Walker Hayes song

Oh you're a country fan? Like Morgan Wallen and Luke Bryan?

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