When you'll be the subject of catchy kiss-off pop song in a couple of years
When you're tired of the Jason Isbell comparisons
He just started liking cheating songs
The human embodiment of a squatted truck blaring Upchurch
When the Vandoliers audition for a cowbell player
Name a Jimmy Wayne song
Close enough
Said this is how you do the Watermelon Crawl
When you realize most of Toby Keith's 90s songs were jams
When somebody says you're soft as Dan + Shay
Jumping off the Tyler Childers bandwagon when he "went woke"
