Sep 13, 2021
Jul 28, 2021
Jul 20, 2021
Same Kind of Senile as Me
Shawl of Many Colors
(I Don’t) Remember When
Hottie With a Back Bowed
Nothing on But Some Bengay
A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Nappin’
Nursing Home Badonkadonk
Jul 2, 2021
Jul 1, 2021
*of course there's violence*
How Toby Keith feels on July 4th weekend
When you can hear they're listening to FGL in a helicopter
Luke Bryan, Pitbull, Trace Adkins...
When your friend leaves the radio on the pop country station
Her: My parents are gone and I've got Cody Jinks on vinyl
When some dude on a rock says George Strait ain't the king
♫ I just wanna dance with you ♫
When some dipshit on my Facebook page says country music is dead
Jun 17, 2021
♫ When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon ♫
So, how was the bluegrass festival this weekend?
When somebody says they have an extra ticket for the Kane Brown show and wonders if you'd like to go
When somebody on MY Facebook page says country music is dead
♫ I wish I was a square so I'd stop coming back around ♫
Every time country radio takes a step forward (Carly Pearce, Midland), it takes 2 steps back (Niko Moon, Nelly, Tik Tok singers)
Me when the fake drums start on a "country song"
Typical female country singer radio station visit
Jerk musician to his merch guy before the show:
May 13, 2021
Name a Diamond Rio song
When Chili's has Outlaw Country SiriusXM playing
When I catch myself liking a Thomas Rhett song
When your coworkers are talking about the Kane Brown concert they went to
Cody Jinks: Well, I'm not the devil, so...
Do you know who sings that dumbass song about red solo cups?
What Whiskey Myers song you wanna hear next?
♫ I'll be lookin' for eight when they pull that gate... ♫