And I turned 21 in prison doin'
without parole
When you talk trash about Conway Twitty around Grammie
You ready for a new Whitey Morgan album?
When you're so stoned at the Goose concert you fall in the port-a-potty
When you hear somebody in the truck beside you listening to Turnpike Troubadours
It's not a Bailey Zimmerman concert till he hits this move
Nashville record exec after signing a handsome dude who can't sing very well but has a million TikTok followers
When somebody calls you a liberal for not liking Jason Aldean
That feeling when somebody throws on some Toby Keith at the cookout
Morgan Wallen after saying a no-no word