When John Conlee's out giving his wife the Friday night blues
A Dan + Shay fan when a song has steel guitar in it
A 'back the blue' Kid Rock fan when blue finds their meth lab
When somebody says they don't like Turnpike Troubadours
When somebody tells Conway Twitty he's getting the ladies on the front row a little too hot and bothered
When some clown says Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better because Isbell has a whiny voice
When my wife says I can DJ and I have a playlist of 3 hours of the most soul-destroying Appalachian country queued up
Alan Jackson after the 20th take filming the "Chattahoochee" video