The Crud Report: October '24

The Ragweed headline is just trash talk; I'm not even going and I'm excited.

Cuts Both Ways

That's a New Category

The Crud Report: September '24

Country Singers by Their Footwear (#2)

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Maren Morris, Oliver Anthony

What is Maren Morris About to Do In This Picture?

Maybe...

Spin a large game show wheel to determine which genre she claims today

Find new ways to make people who don’t like Jason Aldean also not like her

Show the world an important part of herself

Keep her name in the news cycle to destroy the patriarchy or something

Hop on a horse and ride into the wilderness to live as a hermit

Reboot her career as her true self. Again.

Work on her tell-all book exposing the awful shit we already know goes on in Nashville

Fade into obscurity

Get stuck in a revolving cattle gate for eternity

Do some narcissism

Send Farce the Music a cease and desist for this post

Kick her ex a few more times while he’s down

Call Brittany Aldean ‘Insurrection Barbie’ again despite looking like a Bratz doll herself

Say something stupid that will cause John Rich to post an equally stupid Tweet in response

Hope The Chicks tour again so she’ll have somebody to open for

Regret putting out “My Church” because it gave the false impression that she gave a shit about country music

Pierce or dye something

The Crud Report: August '24

The Country Music 9 Circles of Hell (3rd Edition)

The World's Hardest CAPTCHA

The Crud Report: June '24

Build the Worst Country Festival Ever

 

Ghosts Country Reaction Gifs

Grandpa tell us about when you were a roadie on that Willie & Waylon tour

🎶 Cotton’s gone down to a quarter a pound 🎶

The best country songwriters really think this way

What the hell is a Redferrin?

I've got a furnished house

A diamond ring...

When she finds out about your country memes website before you were gonna tell her about it

Some of us have positive voices in our heads. 

George Jones’ voices:

He's not even from a small town

And he doesn't seem as brave as the words of that song let on

“What’d you think of the Chase Matthew song I suggested?”

When you try to explain the Sturgill Simpson "Dick Daddy" shirt you're wearing to your aunt

Maren Morris comments on country music fans:

What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr. song?

South Park Country Reaction Gifs 3

*language warning, obviously*

That Nashville cop flexing on Chris Young

When they call you a nut for NOT believing a conspiracy theory involving Taylor Swift, Satan, and Travis Kelce

Why isn't your side into Morgan Wallen? At least he sings about country stuff and has a real drummer.

Hey Zeiders!

When mainstream country execs see Luke Bryan's falling numbers

Music reviewers and bloggers, after supper

Name a Ruston Kelly song

When you see Kidd G on your son's Spotify

Tell me one positive thing about Jason Aldean

The week after The Lumineers play in your town

Maren Morris adding some decor to her home

The Farce the Music Facebook comments section when a meme is ever so slightly political

Ranking Country Music Feuds (with Steak)

Least Anticipated Albums of 2024

Maren Morris Fan Starter Pack

Another Pointless Ranking of Country Singers

The Crud Report: Christmas Edition

 

Maren Morris Leaves the Transfer Portal