Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts

Jun 10, 2021

Dallas Country Reaction Gifs

When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay


Vivian to Johnny circa 1955


After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP


When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream


When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you


Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business


When somebody plays some Johnny Lee

When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike

May 27, 2021

Fast & Furious Country Reaction Gifs

When your office mate gets tired of you playing 90s country

Sum up Hank 3 in four words

When somebody turns the station from Outlaw Country to The Highway

When you find out your friend went to a Kane Brown concert

After 15 seconds of a Walker Hayes song

Man who just woke up after 20 years: "Why can't I find a country station on the radio?"

♫ And we looked up at the heavens and we saw the worlds collide
We were lying still and watching, they were flying through the sky 

A woman when you turn off "Fancy"

Dec 16, 2020

10 Worst "Country" Songs of 2020


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1. Niko Moon - Good Time
Snap beats, trap production, bland vocals, “tryna catch a good time.” You know I hate this. It makes me angry. This dude was in Zac Brown’s EDM project and that stink is still on him. I pushed this above Dan + Shay at the last minute because it pisses me off so much. Get off my lawn. 
 

 2. Dan + Shay - I Should Probably Go to Bed
Yes, it’s ranked here because it isn’t country by any measure. You can go debate whether it’s a good pop song on another website.  

 3. Upchurch ft. Carly Rogers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
I don’t know if this was a serious attempt at pop country from the hick-hop firebrand, or maybe it was a satirical shot at this kind of song. Either way, it was bad. If you haven’t heard it before and you listen now, you’ll cringe so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.
   

 4. Walker Hayes - Trash My Heart
This one-trick pony probably blew his last shot at radio relevance in 2020, but not without one more awful offering.
   

 5. Kane Brown - Cool Again
I don’t like Kane Brown’s voice, period. He always sounds like he’s trying way too hard. He could sing “Amarillo By Morning” or “Amanda” with a hardcore country band and I wouldn’t like it. This was his worst single of 2020. Thus, the placement.  

 6. Luke Bryan - One Margarita
Luke just gets a bye into the top (bottom) 10 every year it seems.  

 7. Russell Dickerson - Honey
Not a single, but it’s so terrible that I imagine it will be. Boyfriend country with a heavy dash of bro.  

 8. Chase Rice & FGL - Drinkin’ Beer, Talkin’ God, Amen
Much like Carl Outlaw would say, I haven’t even listened to this song, but I know it’s bad. I’ve read the lyrics. I see the title. I’m familiar with the clowns involved. It’s a bad song.  

 9. Tim McGraw - Way Down
Tim is predictable. His cycle of releases usually goes: weird song with esoteric lyrics, truly excellent real country song, okay song with too much pop production, TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED BY. This was the latter.  

10. Florida-Georgia Line - I Love My Country
Thou doth protest too much FGL. I’ll admit it sounds better than boyfriend country, but it’s still a cloying and annoying bit of pandering.

Apr 30, 2020

Harry Potter Country Reaction Gifs

Oh, there's a Dustin Lynch livestream concert?


What's better than listening to mainstream country radio?

Every time a new bro-dude hits #1 on the country chart

When I hear 10 seconds of the new Walker Hayes song

When your daughter's friend's mother says she's taking them to a Luke Bryan concert
  
When the driver says she's picking the music and she loves Sam Hunt

When a Kane Brown fan says he read the mean thing I tweeted about Kane

Jan 30, 2020

Really Dumb Country Reviews: January '20

Real reviews from a popular music service.
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Kane Brown - Experiment

Tanya Tucker - While I'm Livin'



Chase Rice - The Album Pt. 1


Tenille Arts - Love, Heartbreak...

Tyler Childers - Country Squire

Walker Hayes - 8 Tracks III



The Highwomen - s/t

Dustin Lynch - Tullahoma



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