May 7, 2019
May 6, 2019
May 4, 2019
Apr 29, 2019
Apr 26, 2019
Apr 25, 2019
Why are you a Florida-Georgia Line fan?
Waiting on a new Chris Knight album like...
Can we call a moratorium on EDM country songs until we get this shit all sorted out?
When you read a bunch of tweets about Lil Nas X
Why won't you just let country radio do their thing and just promote the music you like?
What is Nashville known for these days?
When you find out Jerry is a huge Dustin Lynch fan
When your step kids want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny on the way to school
Apr 24, 2019
Apr 18, 2019
Apr 17, 2019
Apr 16, 2019
Mar 28, 2019
When you're having either a dream or an LSD trip about Willie & Waylon eating pizza
"Oh you think I should turn down the Whiskey Myers?"
How "country" radio execs sleep at night after hearing all the complaints from us "purists"
Country radio's business model
"I was framed; they took me away like I was the only one to blame"
When "Fishin' in the Dark" comes on
When somebody wears a Kane Brown t-shirt to a job interview
The first question you ask somebody who says country is a lifestyle not a genre
Feb 22, 2019
Nov 9, 2018
When somebody says they don't like Dolly Parton
When you take a bunch of LSD before the Dolly concert
Farce the Music be like...
When he just drops by to see what condition your condition is in
Do you wanna hear the new Kane Brown album?
Who's about damn ready for a new Chris Knight album?
Can I turn off this mainstream country station and play some Cody Jinks?
If you don't like hearing me talk shit about Florida-Georgia Line...
Oct 31, 2018
When you go over to your friend's to get your Waylon albums back and they aren't home
When your kid says they might go to a Kane Brown concert
Looking at the country chart like...
Stoppin' every hundred miles
Callin' Baton Rouge
The chorus of some lost Hank 3 song
You'd rather stay home and play video games than see a concert?
When will another Chris Knight album ever come out?
Is it okay to have a favorite Sam Hunt song?
Oct 2, 2018
Sep 7, 2018
Jun 1, 2018
When Farce the Music makes another childish joke
Still more country than Sam Hunt
When your wife wants to watch the CMT Awards
Country record labels be like...
Florida-Georgia Line is working on a new album
Ladies and Gentlemen....
When dad says the family is going to
see Chris Young and Kane Brown
When she starts listening to Brothers Osborne
♪ ♫ Twice a day I'd mash it down
and you could watch me self-destruct ♪ ♫