Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Aug 5, 2025

Top 14 Things It Looks Like Jason Aldean is About to Do in This Picture


Top 14 Things It Looks Like Jason Aldean is About to Do in This Picture


About to skip yet another vocal training session


Call his wife to see if it's okay for him to hang out with the boys this afternoon


Ask you to sign up for a phone service he’s involved in that probably won’t have good coverage in your area, but hey, he says it’s patriotic so don’t be a traitor


Text his wife back: “Can we not do an Instagram story today? You can be an influencer without my participation”


Google what a clitoris is


Check his upcoming tour schedule to make sure he has *o*e d**l*rs at every stop


Wipe a tear from his eye as his text to the Don only gets the three flashing dots for a second but no reply


Call somebody wearing a Tyler Childers shirt a “libtard”


Ask you to sign up for a phone service he’s involved in of which many customers have complained about its reliability, but hey, he says it’s patriotic so don’t be a traitor


Look up who this Zach Top guy everybody’s talking about is


Download the Ashley Madison app for old time’s sake


Convince himself the rising cost of touring has nothing to do with tariffs


Quit his friend text group because somebody joked about his mural again


Annoy you with a sales pitch from his kiosk while you were just trying to get out of the shitty mall unseen

Feb 20, 2025

Donald Trump Country Reaction Gifs

All my homies hate Ticketmaster

Describe hick hop fans

Your drunk uncle at the back of the country bar when somebody plays "In Da Club" on the jukebox

When somebody says Graham Barham's "Oil Money" is 

🔥


What happens when people get home
from Larry Joe Taylor fest?


A Kane Brown fan when they get socially promoted to 9th grade

When you’re in the room with Rich O’toole after he just ate some very bean-filled chili

Jason Aldean every time a songwriter brings him another new midtempo song about whiskey or barstools 

Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen 

Toby Keith's career circa 2002

Why are you friends with Kid Rock?

Dec 5, 2024

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Country Reaction Gifs

If you see me drunk and crying over a Waylon Jennings song when you know damn well I have a very happy life

Did you know Jamey Johnson co-wrote "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"

What's something Jelly Roll would never say?

When he's cute and rich but wearing a Jason Aldean t-shirt

Them: Oh you like country music. Me too! I love Hardy!
Me:

The law when you choose DWI over Watermelon Crawl

He sounded like Morgan Wallen, had music like Morgan Wallen, had the same songwriters as Morgan Wallen, 

They finally caught Garth Brooks?

So you're putting out a new single the week after your new album the month after your new EP?

Thomas Rhett's choreographer says he best stick to the basics

When you catch your holiday house guest listening to hick-hop and you just know he'll be rifling through the silverware soon



(This is the second edition. First edition here.)

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