Feb 14, 2021
Oct 27, 2020
(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
Sep 17, 2020
I guess I’ll watch the ACMs. Probably won’t be a lot of hatin’ cause things are weird. As you may know.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Here’s some hatin’: Dan + Shay suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Dan + Shay rhymes with Maddie & Taye, the real duo of the year in my country music heart #ACMawards— Sarah Boesveld (@sarahboesveld) September 17, 2020
“One Margarita” was definitely written by an online hit summer country song generator. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I couldn’t tell you Dan from Shay though... and I thought Old Dominion was better when they were in the Sun Belt Conference.— Jay Cooper (@jayacoop) September 17, 2020
Carrie Underwood just covered Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrell, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, and Martina McBride on the ACM AWARDS. Carrie Underwood just had a "moment." She is what pop country should be. #ACMawards— Saving Country Music (@KyleCoroneos) September 17, 2020
I think Nashville needs an intervention about their drinking problem. (It’s worse than usual) #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I had no clue the #ACMawards were on tonight.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) September 17, 2020
Then again, over half the nominees have no clue who Merle Haggard is so whatever.
I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about a celebrity couple than Blake and Gwen lol— Lorie Liebig (@lorieliebig) September 17, 2020
Fun fact: Luke Combs did a tune up on that truck before the commercial.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I always knew country music would eventually get so bad that nobody would show up at those award shows, but y’all didn’t believe me...— Kevin Moon (@_KevinMoon) September 17, 2020
We would have severe overpopulation and traffic problems if Riley Green’s song came true.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
"Excuse me. Sir?? Can you tell me how to get to Copperhead Road?" "Yeah, uh, head down Copperhead road. Run right on Copperhead. Another left on Copperhead. Then boom. You're on Copperhead. "— Tyler Daniel (@TylerDaniel28) September 17, 2020
I like the idea of Luke Combs sitting in the Bluebird and occasionally having to get up and be like what again?— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) September 17, 2020
Play Mickey Guyton, country radio.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
it’s a crime you all let Florida Georgia Line be as popular as they are— rach coop (@rec__22) September 17, 2020
A man can stumble out of the Gap Outlet at the Opryland Mall to pick up an Entertainer Of The Year trophy, apparently. #ACMs— Country Universe (@CountryUniverse) September 17, 2020
I don’t like the phrase “mediocre white male” because I am one, but Thomas Rhett is also one.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Jul 14, 2020
|Jamie Lin Wilson|
|And.. Reba. Sorry Reba.|