Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carrie Underwood. Show all posts
Nov 17, 2023
Nov 14, 2023
Oct 19, 2023
Stephen King Movie Country Reaction Gifs
*warning - a bit of gore*
Jason Aldean filming his latest video
The second act of a Chris Knight song
Me when I listened to Kidd G for the first time
What's crawling in your shorts if you sleep with a Morgan Wallen fan
When you tell Carrie Underwood you saw her guy with a floozie
And three sad faces gather 'round Mama
They ask her when Daddy's comin' home
That one lady who pops up in my comments defending Luke Bryan
Summarize "bro-country" for me
When you fall in the port-a-potty rescuing your phone at the Kane Brown show
Sep 7, 2023
Modern Family Country Reaction Gifs
Tell me what you think of Sam Hunt's music
Name one thing you'd rather listen to than Walker Hayes
When Jason Aldean said "I haven't read a book since high school"
Mood of a Zach Bryan fan before they even check their social media
When you see a chick walking toward a pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive with a bat, keys, and a knife in her hands
Morgan Wallen remembering three weeks ago when he had hair
What's your favorite bro-country song?
When she (or he in this case) says "Turnpike and chill?"
"Hey, Luke Bryan has a Vegas residency!"
Jay or Jeff?
Aug 24, 2023
Armageddon Country Reaction Gifs
The movie equivalent of boyfriend country
When "Tell Lorrie I Love Her" comes on in the shuffle
How high's the water mama?
5 feet high and risin'
When somebody just called George Strait the 90s version of Morgan Wallen on Twitter
Dudes thirty seconds after hearing that Oliver Anthony song
When Jesus didn't take the wheel so you gotta go right to the top
When you went to a hick hop concert just because you thought it would be funny
How'd you know Charles Wesley Godwin was gonna get big?
When you spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana and you've been 100 miles
When your kid is hem-hawing around after you requested they stop listening to Jason Aldean in your house
When country songs have hit #1 on Billboard for like 3 months in a row
Aug 22, 2023
Jul 11, 2023
Countin' Trucks
Here's the uncensored version; I just didn't want it showing up on the Facebook preview.
Jun 2, 2023
May 25, 2023
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: May '23
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk
denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-6) overall which is a 9 point drop from March (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Cody Johnson's "Human." The worst is Parmalee's "Girl in Mine" which is somehow worse than Dan + Shay and Tyler Hubbard's current offerings. It's pretty precipitous drop in quality from last time, but we're heading into summer so that's to be expected. It's nice to see Joe Nichols back in the top 20!
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
May 22, 2023
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Feb 17, 2023
Feb 10, 2023
Country Radio Celebrates Black History Month by Playing Songs With “Black” in Title
“In solidarity with all who celebrate and support Black History Month, both Cumulus and iHeart have banded together for a special celebration of “black” this month.” she began. “As such, we plan to add to our playlists, shows, and specials many songs in which the word “black” is in the title.”
Ms. Humes went on to list several of the songs that would find their way across the airwaves this month. They included:
“Long Black Train” Josh Turner
“Two Black Cadillacs” Carrie Underwood
“(The Black Dress Song) Getting You Home” Chris Young
“Black Tears” Florida-Georgia Line
“Blue on Black” 5 Finger Death Punch ft. Brantley Gilbert
“Blacktop Gone” Jason Aldean
“Black” Dierks Bentley
“Where the Blacktop Ends” Keith Urban
“Black Jacket” Tim McGraw
Many of the comments below the post expressed concern that possibly the radio giants may be missing the point of Black History Month. “Couldn’t you just… you know… play some black artists?” asked Barry Summers. “Some of those were never even singles… it’s like you’re going as far out of your way as possible not to play Charley Crockett or Mickey Guyton,” replied Laverne Shirley. “How will a Jason Aldean song make anyone on earth think of Black people? This is sooo stupid.” said Terry Hogan.
While none of those complaints were addressed, Humes did add an additional comment. “No, we will not be playing Clint Black or Blackhawk songs because that’s old people music. Josh Turner is already pushing it.”
At press time, the media giants had also removed Johnny Cash’s “Man in Black” because of its age and also some complaints from listeners that the song was “lib’rul grooming.”
Dec 14, 2022
What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You Part 2
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Kane Brown - Different Man
You are between the ages of 14 and 19. You drive a VW Bug that has had the transmission replaced twice since you got it. You’ve asked your parents if you can just skip the rest of the school year since you’re going to have to repeat it anyway. You are dating someone ‘from another school’ who your friends have never met. Or you write for Country Universe.
Carrie Underwood - Denim & Rhinestones
You put this at #1 because you can’t show weakness when it comes to defending Carrie’s honor. She’s the best even when she puts out this uninspired collection, which you’ve only listened to twice but have left streaming overnight 5000 times. You started therapy this year after yet another Entertainer of the Year loss. Your boyfriend is terrified of you.
49 Winchester - Fortune Favors the Bold
Beard oil, wash, conditioner, balm, nor wax has ever touched your face mane, yet it is still resplendent and makes hipsters jealous. Your favorite whiskey drink is whiskey. Whether pro or anti gun control, you own a small arsenal. You are so emotionally screwed up, sad feels like happy.
Tyler Childers - Can I Take My Hounds to Heaven
You will just as soon fistfight a republican as a democrat. You have a hunting-related tattoo. You haven’t been to church in 7 years but know the Bible better than your ‘rain or shine’ friends. You make fun of the people who complain about Tyler set-lists, but haven’t actually been to a show since he stopped including “White House Road.”
Big Thief - Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You
You pretend to find meaning in the title of this album. Other hipsters call you a poser. Your degree in poetry analysis hasn’t come in handy in the real world. You feel that country music is beneath you, despite half this album being more country than anything on the radio.
Kaitlin Butts - What Else Can She Do
You are the friend everybody goes to for advice, despite your life being a raging garbage dump inferno. You have a tattoo that it takes five minutes to explain. There’s some weird family issue like your dad divorced your mom and married her hair-dresser or something, but you get along with everybody and get free hair cuts now. You didn’t know there was an unwritten rule about not drinking before 5 pm.
Luke Combs - Growin’ Up
You are pretty basic, but also a genuinely nice person. Regardless of your gender, you installed your own catalytic converter anti-theft device. You are politically oblivious. Regardless of your gender, you own more than 5 articles of clothing with your name on them.
Maren Morris - Humble Quest
You are 100% for sure not a Republican, but have a lot of beliefs and habits that would get you cancelled by the left. You drive an electric vehicle which has run out of charge by the outlet mall no less than 4 times this year. You’re pretty deep, but also an Instagram influencer.
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