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Jun 16, 2021
Top 10 Reasons Upchurch Fans Missed His Concert
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9. Had a club meeting that night and had to get my hood cleaned; it was a whole thing
8. Biden’s fault; couldn’t afford gas to get there
7. Was busy visiting our nation’s Capital
6. Was reading Hillbilly Elegy and time got away from me
5. Had to work a double shift running the Tilt-a-Whirl
4. Currently residing in state detention facility
3. Hanging out with friends and time got away from me
2. Not possible to stay 100 feet from all the women with restraining orders against me at the same time
1. I got court
May 18, 2021
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Jan 29, 2021
Police Deploy Axe Sniffing Dogs to Find Illegal Bro-Country House Concerts
“We’ve found that teens and men who enjoy this kind of music tend to wear offensively strong smelling body sprays such as Axe, so we’ve trained Buster, our drug-sniffing K9, to identify similar odors.” said K9 Unit Lt. Parker Davis of the Smyrna Police Department. “It’s working like a charm so far.”
The SPD has already shut down 2 Chase Rice concerts, a Chris Janson show, and a couple of other up-and-coming bro-country artists' parties. “There were 25 jacked-up pickup trucks in this cul-de-sac, so we knew something was going on when we followed up on a complaint from neighbors, but the area was completely silent when we started investigating,” said Davis. “Knocks didn’t root anything out, but Buster just smashed through the fence of one yard… you should have seen the wallet chains gleaming in the street lights as they all ran for it.”
Fines were levied, and four open container arrests were made. Similar stories have come in from the Tallahassee, FL area as well. “We taught our dog Hurley to detect body spray and White Claw,” said TPD’s K9 officer Levon Goins. “He’s rooted out 5 different illegal shows. I’ve never seen so many drunk white girls.”
One of the illicit concerts shut down in Tallahassee also led to arrests for crystal meth and prescription drug possession with intent. “That was one of those ‘hick hop’ shows, I think his name was Upshirt, Upchurch, something like that.” laughed Goins.
Nov 19, 2020
Top 10 Things Hick-Hop Fans Are Thankful For in 2020
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10. That selling meth never goes on lockdown or recession9. As crazy as this year’s been, mom’s okay with you repeating 10th grade again
8. Confederate flag Covid masks
7. That stimulus check bought you a new set of teeth (used)
6. If you never had a job, you can’t lose a job
5. The guy you owed $500 for cock fight gambling debts died of the Rona
4. Lots of time to polish up that mixtape
3. With online prayer meetings, you can finally smoke crack at church
2. That Upchurch still puts out like 15 albums a year
1. That if you’ve had herpes and ringworm at the same time, Covid ain’t shit