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Jun 16, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #60

 If you think Walker Hayes won't be playing state fairs in 3 years

♫ From this moment
life has begun
From this moment
you are the one 

The bro-country era was like...

Hey fella, I bet you listen to Colter Wall

"Come on,  just give Kane Brown a chance, he says he loves country music!"

When you hear that your coworker finally took your Turnpike suggestion to heart

Why does he listen to Slaid Cleaves and Lori McKenna so much?

When she says something about Anderson East and chill

You wanna light up the fire pit, pour some Jameson, and crank some Waylon?

May 5, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #59

When your daughter gets Turnpike tickets but you don't


Bro country songs summarized:


Where your coworker is heading when they hear you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr. out loud

When you finally turn your country loving friend onto Gojira

When one guy in the group says "actually, Walker Hayes is pretty good"

Hey promoters putting Warren Zeiders on Americana concert bills:

Ashley McBryde only just now got her first #1 song??


Mar 17, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Scott Hall Edition

 RIP Bad Guy.

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I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck

Tryin' to make the way things are
the way things used to be

When you're a Ragweed fan, you're a Ragweed fan

How many times would you rather be punched in the face than go to a Dan + Shay concert?

You bet I wouldn't talk trash to Aldean's face?

When your friend plays some Walker Hayes at the fish fry

Willie Nelson when the IRS penalties hit him

When you can't remember the name of that Lumineers hit

You think we're mean for making fun of pop-country singers you like? 


Mar 9, 2022

Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans Are Spending Their Tax Refunds On 2022



10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm


9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania


8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group


7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer


6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have


5. Alt-right NFTs


4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck


3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt* 


2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena


1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t? 



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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*

Feb 16, 2022

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 5

Stoner? Probably. Beast? Definitely.



Large. Does the same thing over and over but still very popular.



Loves playing the heel. Very talented. Will talk shit at a moment’s notice.



Awesome. Takes up for herself. Most people don’t know who she is yet, but they will.



Tall. Annoyingly positive to the point of ‘go away’ heat.* Old.



Awesomely talented, but not as ‘over’** as they should be.



Not very good at anything, but always seems to be hanging around.



*Go away heat - when fans are legitimately not entertained and want the performer to stop it.

**Over - generating a large reaction from the fans.



Feb 10, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #57

Me trying not to be condescending to a Walker Hayes fan

What is "Pancho and Lefty" about?

What do you think of Warren Zeiders?

You said you'd go to the next local country concert with me, right? Kane Brown is coming, you're in right?

When yet another round of Turnpike tickets are going on sale but...

When you're getting the damn folk band back together!

When you take off Friday 'sick' but remember Cody Jinks is playing in town that night

14 beers in at the Firewater festival, telling your friends you love them

I'm not the hero, who will always save the day
Don't always wear the white hat, don't always know the way


Dec 22, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Christmas Edition

When Santa comes through with a vintage Travis Tritt muscle shirt

When your friend starts playing "Hard Candy Christmas" at the Christmas party

When the neighbor kid's rolling coal and cranking FGL in his Christmas present

When you keep asking Santa for that Hank Sr. box set that's out of print

Billy Strings fans on Christmas Eve

When somebody tweets that they're sad Walker Hayes' new album isn't out yet so they can get it for Christmas

If there was a Christmas remix of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

My present to people who call me a liberal for making fun of Jason Aldean 

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