What will listening to pop country do to you?
Making friends at the Arlo show because you forgot your goodies
Taylor Swift stans waiting for
you to call her new album mediocre
When your son says he wants to be a TikTok country singer
Me thinking about how I don't think Tyler Childers' latest is his best but I don't wanna admit it because the people talking shit about it are idiots and I don't want to be associated with them
When there aren't any big games on that night at Buffalo Wild Wings so they're playing country radio up loud
When your girl just doesn't get
your friend who's a goth country fan
Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert
When your friends always bring up your Rascal Flatts phase
It just sounds nasty
Them: You'd bend over backwards
to troll Morgan Wallen fans wouldn't you?