Farce the Music: Charlie Daniels

Oct 3, 2024

Beetlejuice Country Reaction Gifs 2

When you just bought 20 sad George Jones songs in a row on TouchTunes just as the Friday night party crowd walks in

I knew somewhere amid all this distraction

Was a little less talk and a lot more action

"Yeah I saw Sturgill before any of you knew who he was"

Your murder ballad playlist welcoming you back every October

John Rich every time he sees an opportunity to drop a political hot take that will keep him relevant 5 more minutes

In the medical tent at a hick hop festival

"You sure like some strange and unusual country music"

Me when somebody says Morgan Wallen is making country music great again

It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"

Then it turned into "Oh no, what have I done?"

You're never going to let that Kane Brown lost in the woods story go, are you?

Charlie Daniels: I told you once you son of a...

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Aug 1, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #84

We'll put a wrestling boot in your ass

It's the American way

Name 1 Chad Brock song.

Your one friend who showed up to the Billy Strings concert already zooted

Oh my mama, ain't that Texas cookin' something?

What were 90% of bro-country songs about?

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert

Me after pissing off a bunch of teenage girls on Facebook with my latest Morgan Wallen meme

Hey kid, this guy said Taylor Swift sucks!

If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp son

You better not go at night

If you were forced to go to a Jason Aldean concert, what would be your reaction?

Apr 14, 2023

New Texas Law to Require Fiddle in All Bands

House lawmakers in Austin passed a bill on Thursday that would require all bands that play in the state to include a fiddle player.

House Bill 42069 won initial approval Tuesday, and then received a final vote Thursday, passing 127-19. It now heads to the Senate.

The bipartisan legislation, co-sponsored by Texas Department of Culture, Recreation, and Tourism chair Douglas K. Ershaw, would force any "musical act consisting of more than 2 members to include a fiddle player, as God intended."

While it was unclear how this would affect musicians in genres that don't generally include fiddle, Ershaw insisted that the law would also provide for bands without such an instrumentalist, forming a Fiddle Corps of unaffiliated players for assigning the lacking groups a fiddler free of charge.

Bill co-sponsor Charles E. Daniels of Delta County explained "While we agree that many bands with great lead guitarists can pick it hot, that's just not good enough for a Llano man."

"Whether you want your fans to two-step, do-si-do, headbang, or do The Bust Down, in the Lone Star State from now on, sir, you've gotta have a fiddle in the band." smiled Ershaw, seemingly assured that the Senate would finalize the bill and that Governor Abbott would codify it into law.

At press time, music stores across the state were reporting a shortage of rosin.