Apr 6, 2020
Feb 25, 2020
Feb 21, 2020
Aldean lets the crowd take over for a few lines so maybe he'll find his spot, but to no avail. "I hear them singing 'fire in a field' and 'feet on the dashboard' but the last song had a 'fire by a truck' and 'feet in a pasture' so it's not helping any," he complained, "I'll just walk around and gesture at people in the crowd while I pretend to play my acoustic guitar for a minute."
By the time the ripping guitar solo takes center stage, Aldean is fairly sure he's figured out which Jason Aldean song he is presently supposed to be singing. "It's got to be 'My Kinda Party'... or 'Set It Off'... or 'Kick the Dust Up'... no wait that's a Luke Bryan song," fretted Aldean.
Aldean frantically searches the stage for a set list as the guitarist finishes up a slightly adjusted version of the solo from the previous song. Unable to find the schedule, Aldean just sings the lyrics from the second verse of "Just Gettin' Started" and no one even knows if it's correct or not, but it fits, and the crowd is drunk and doesn't really give a shit.
Inspired/Stolen from this Onion article.
Feb 19, 2020
Feb 6, 2020
If you want to see Kip Moore this year, you have to go see him open for Sam Hunt
"Just because you don't think it's country doesn't make it true; the genre has to evolve..."
Still more country than Dustin Lynch
Jason Aldean deciding which single to put out next
Oh, Tyler Childers and Sturgill are coming to town?
When you told your friend she'd love Whiskey Myers and now she does
When the hold music is Kane Brown
Mainstream country radio: when it doesn't suck, it ___
Feb 5, 2020
Jan 10, 2020
Jan 7, 2020
Dec 24, 2019
Luke Combs' accountant
My face when I hear some Jason Aldean playing in public
Me, talking to the FCC about the local mainstream country station
Dear God, please give Florida-Georgia Line a permanent case of laryngitis
Is Willie's "Pretty Paper" the best Christmas song?
Some of the Americana is just as boring and vapid as mainstream country but y'all not ready for that conversation
Hear ye! Hear ye! Kane Brown sucks!
When you make it the entire season without hearing "The Christmas Shoes"
Dec 16, 2019
Dec 12, 2019
Dec 3, 2019
From a popular digital music service.
Dan + Shay & Bieber - 10,000 Hours
Highwomen - s/t
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
Jason Aldean - 9
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Upchurch - Parachute
Ashley McBryde - One Night Standards
Blake & Trace - Hell Right
Luke Bryan - What She Wants Tonight