Crazy's in the Eye of the Beholder

The Crud Report: April '25

Gotta Start Somewhere

 

More Monday Memes: Turnpike Troubadours, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Morgan Wallen

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Gavin Adcock, Jason Aldean

One Last Show

Everything's Political

Triggered Snowflakes

Aldean's Accolades

A Real Clown Show

 I don't know why they have guns. I just used the meme template going around.

Country Singers as Beer

Donald Trump Country Music Memes

More Monday Memes: Hank Jr., Morgan Wallen, Luke Bryan

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Dan + Shay, The Wilder Blue

 

5 New Country Parody Album Covers

One Meme for Each Side of the Aisle

Newly Discovered STI Named After Kid Rock

The medical community is buzzing, though perhaps with a slight shudder, following the announcement of a newly identified sexually transmitted infection. 

Researchers at the Detroit Center for Infectious Disease Control have officially named the affliction "Bawitdarrhea,” after a hit song by the American singer-songwriter, Kid Rock. While details remain scarce and the research is still in its first steps, Dr. Sheila Evergreen, the lead researcher on the project, offered a brief statement. 

"The unusual and, frankly, kind of funny nature of this STI's transmission and symptoms led us to consider a namesake that embodied a similar level of… complexity," Dr. Evergreen stated, pausing before continuing. "After much deliberation, 'Bawitdarrhea' seemed the most fitting choice." 

The symptoms of Bawitdarrhea are reportedly varied and, in some cases, hilarious. Preliminary findings suggest sufferers may experience any combination of: a shrinking of sexual organs, constant contradictory thoughts, a sudden affinity for cheap beer, itchy facial rashes, and a desire to loudly share opinions that no one else is interested in. 

“We don’t know the long-term effects of Bawitdarrhea,” said current US Department of Health and Human Services chief Heather Melanson, who was briefed on the case. “The best course of action is always prevention.” Contacted for comment, a representative for Kid Rock offered a pithy response, “Mr. Richie is actually honored by this news. Catch it to own the libs!” 

Further research is planned to fully understand the transmission, symptoms, and potential treatment options for Bawitdarrhea. Early reports suggest the infection began during 2024’s Kid Rock/Jason Aldean outdoor festivals - and may have been spread primarily during drunken sexual trysts in portable johns. In the meantime, medical professionals are advising individuals to practice safe sex and to consult with a doctor if they suspect they may have contracted the infection.

At press time, all port-a-potties for upcoming Kid Rock shows were being fitted with condom dispensers. 

Cobra Kai Country Reaction Gifs

Two old heads fighting over whether

country died in 1979 or 2001

When your buddy sent you a Graham Barham song to check out

 

That stupid vocal echo sound in pop-country songs

Old ass Farce the Music owner when yet another Morgan Wallen fan gets mad at a meme

When the country station says "Up next, Kane Brown!"

When she hears you own 3 Waylon box sets, 52 independent country artist tee shirts, and prefer standing room only shows

When Jason Aldean fans start walking behind you in a small town

"Hey sweetie, check out this new country song from my favorite pop singer"

When your wife says it's fine if your daughter goes to see Dan + Shay with her friends

When you see the Instagram posts from your friend who went to see Flatland Cavalry out of town and didn't ask you

Me avoiding hearing Chase Matthew songs

Some of you don't really like the artists you claim to like just because they agree with you on politics but that's none of my business...

Why the hell do you keep listening to Wheeler Walker Jr music?

The Current Poop of Country Radio: March '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 10 point improvement from our previous ratings in October. Zach Top sits high atop the ratings with “I Never Lie” being the best song this month by far. Blake Shelton's "Texas" is the worst song, by a hair, over Jordan Davis' "I Ain't Sayin'." The Jelly Roll song is in no way country and I don't care for it, but it's still better than those two. Despite the strong improvement, there's a lot of meh. At least there aren't any trap beats in the top 20. 

The Crud Report: March '25