*1 dirty word*
When your friend takes too many
shrooms at the Billy Strings show
When you sneak into the country radio conference and get on a mic and sing "Murder on Music Row"
When you tear up another kid's Morgan Wallen painting in art class
Still waiting on someone to convince me Dan + Shay are country
When you're in a cheerful mood, then Lori McKenna comes on in your shuffle
Your kid after overhearing you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr.
When you meet the one other guy in your hometown who's into Son Volt and Uncle Tupelo
When a demonic bunny rabbit asks you to put on some Martina McBride and you comply