Jul 3, 2020
Jul 2, 2020
When somebody says "Hey this new Dustin Lynch song is actually pretty good"
Damn, Carrie Underwood has gone way past keying trucks
When you still don't forgive your buddy for going to see Tyler Childers without you
What do you think of Luke Bryan's "One Margarita?"
How mad I get when I hear .03 seconds of mainstream country radio
Is this what Little Texas meant when they sang "You've got to kick a little?"
I miss live shows
When the FGL fan wears out their welcome in your home
Jun 15, 2020
May 27, 2020
May 21, 2020
May 5, 2020
Apr 16, 2020
10. Bailing out Uncle Buddyroe after he got a in a fight at Walmart over social distancing
9. Digging hole, dropping check in hole, filling hole
8. Framing it because they think that’s a real Donald Trump autograph
7. Financing their friend who just got out of prison for arson’s hick-hop album
6. Paying cousin Ernie to finish the job on Carole Baskin.
5. Laundering it like they heard about - but finding out that the washer takes the ink off the check
4. Buying an autographed, ring-worn Jerry Lawler singlet
3. Down payment on some teeth
2. Donating to Kyle Larson’s Go Fund Me
1. Trying out this new-fangled ‘toilet paper’ everybody is raving about
Apr 6, 2020
Mar 24, 2020
Mar 19, 2020
When you find out Vince Gill’s “I Still Believe in You” was one big damn lie
I don’t give a shit if you like pop-country, you’re going with me to see Tyler Childers when this is all over.
When you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Is it okay to be hatin’ during a national emergency?
Being nice during this crisis is boring. Wanna make fun of Luke Bryan and FGL?
When you’re stuck in line 10 deep at Kroger and they’re playing Luke Bryan and FGL
What do you think of Dustin Lynch?
Chris Young concerts when he decided to become a headliner
Jan 30, 2020
When mom took down your Dolly Parton poster
♫ ♬ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫ ♬
How much interest do you have in Dustin Lynch?
When you hear your neighbors having a loud party with Texas country playing
When the drums kick in on "Feathered Indians"
Sorry, I just can't listen to that Kane Brown song you want me to hear
When Bob won't go with you to the Cody Jinks show instead of his girlfriend
Where you gonna get that Lucero tattoo?