Apr 6, 2020
Mar 24, 2020
Mar 19, 2020
When you find out Vince Gill’s “I Still Believe in You” was one big damn lie
I don’t give a shit if you like pop-country, you’re going with me to see Tyler Childers when this is all over.
When you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Is it okay to be hatin’ during a national emergency?
Being nice during this crisis is boring. Wanna make fun of Luke Bryan and FGL?
When you’re stuck in line 10 deep at Kroger and they’re playing Luke Bryan and FGL
What do you think of Dustin Lynch?
Chris Young concerts when he decided to become a headliner
Jan 30, 2020
When mom took down your Dolly Parton poster
♫ ♬ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫ ♬
How much interest do you have in Dustin Lynch?
When you hear your neighbors having a loud party with Texas country playing
When the drums kick in on "Feathered Indians"
Sorry, I just can't listen to that Kane Brown song you want me to hear
When Bob won't go with you to the Cody Jinks show instead of his girlfriend
Where you gonna get that Lucero tattoo?
Nov 27, 2019
Nov 15, 2019
If you buy Jason Aldean's new album on CD, make sure you shine it up real good
What does anyone see in Mitchell Tenpenny?
♫ ♬ You say you were wrong to ever leave me alone
Now you're sorry, you're lonesome and scared... ♫ ♬
If somebody plays Florida-Georgia Line on the bar jukebox
Sam Hunt has a new song
After listening to Thomas Rhett for .02 seconds
Trying to figure out how Dan + Shay is country
When somebody says black people are part of the history of country music*
Oct 3, 2019
When you have to teach your friend how to headbang at the Whiskey Myers show
Dan + Shay are bringing Justin Bieber to country radio??
Every girlfriend of a male Americana singer
Advice to Kane Brown fans
When your GF's friend says the Zac Brown Band is good now that they stopped being so old-timey
Pull up to the party and Florida-Georgia Line is cranking
"Morgan Wallen is the best thing to happen to country in years"
If you make your friends listen to Mitchell Tenpenny while they're in your car...
Sep 18, 2019
Keith Urban = Dolph Ziggler
Stupid hair. Been around for a long time.
One of the most talented but always seems to let us down.
Dan + Shay = Glacier & Ernest Miller
Uh, there's two of them.
Good at something probably, but not their chosen field.
Kacey Musgraves = Becky Lynch
Badass. Stands up for women.
The diehards have always loved her, but she
just went big-time in 2018.
George Jones = Jeff Hardy
One of the greats. Known for showing up in bad shape or not at all.
Has had his photo taken in front of a wall at the police station several times.
(Thanks to Cherryll Batty for this idea!)
Morgan Wallen & Hardy = The Godwinns
Nobody can be this redneck in real life.
Zac Brown = Baron Corbin
Dresses stupid. Not much hair.
Pretty talented but so damn annoying that you honestly just want him to go away.
Kane Brown = The Gobbledy Gooker
Hyped heavily. Made a big splash at first, but once everybody found
out he was lame, nobody was interested any more.
Aug 15, 2019
People who don't like Whitey Morgan are
My review of the new Blake Shelton/Trace Adkins song that I haven't even heard yet
When you're at a restaurant and immediately realize they're playing mainstream country over the speakers
When Tyler Childers lets the beard grow out
I like Carrie Underwood, but her current single is
What does mainstream country radio do?
When you go to a music festival in summer
Do you know anybody going to the Luke Bryan concert?
When your friends says "Okay, don't make fun of me but I kinda like that new Kane Brown song."