3 New WWE Country Memes

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #80

When you ask an old-school country fan how every song should be written

Which surprising celebrity sang "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" with Toby Keith?

Bearded folk every year when the Laurel Cove Festival lineup drops

If you woke up in the middle of a hick hop festival, what would you do?

We only wanna dance, we're gonna let our hair hang down

If you're a lesser known Americana singer and released an album last Friday

When you see all your friends in the bar, then you notice a Luke Bryan song is playing

If somebody yells this at a concert, 

I'm probably at the wrong show

After seeing every other person on earth's taste in music

Pop a top again. I just got time for one more round.

When the lady who smiled at you earlier plays some Paycheck on the Touchtunes

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 I'm walking the floor over you 

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Hey you. Yeah you. The one who talked shit about George Strait.

Me when bro-country tries to come back

Test Your Country Music Knowledge

I Feel the Presence of Another Man

Jelly Roll to Step in for Injured CM Punk at Wrestlemania

Pop-country supernova Jelly Roll has a lot of irons in the fire these days, but his latest may be the hottest one to handle. Mr. Roll, a longtime wrestling fan who has appeared on WWE television a couple of times before, has been announced as a participant in a match at the upcoming Wrestlemania event in Philadelphia.

The singer/songwriter/rapper/celebrity known for his genre-blending styles and “no sir I don’t know where you can find some copper” tattoos sees his career on the upswing lately. He has appeared on a multitude of awards shows and other related programs, has racked up hit after hit, and even delivered big time at a passionate appearance before the Senate(!!).

But this is a different animal altogether. At the WWE Wrestlemania kickoff in Las Vegas yesterday, Roll, real name Jason DeFord, was announced for an as-yet unannounced match at the event. CM Punk, a top tier performer at WWE, recently tore his triceps at a previous event, and the company felt it needed to bring in some more star power to shore up the card of the two-night extravaganza.

While Jelly Roll won’t necessarily be facing CM Punk’s presumed opponent in Seth Rollins, he is training for any possibility. At WWE’s Orlando Performance Center, DeFord spent many days in the last few months learning back bumps, rope running, and “selling.” One anonymous trainer told us things were going okay, but he was at least better than Snooki and Colin Jost in the ring.

“Woo, it’s been a grind!” said DeFord. “This has been harder than the chore of making people take me seriously due to my name being a pastry.” The large framed singer says trainers Shawn Michaels and Steve Corino have pushed him towards a “big man offense.” 

“I won’t be doing any moonsaults or 450 splashes, naw I’mma be doing the Dusty Rhodes or Rikishi-style fight, bring the pain.” laughed Jelly. “But no way in hell will I be wearing Rikishi’s outfit in Philly.”

At press time, Jelly Roll had just tweaked his back trying to power-bomb Scotty Too Hotty.

It's Still Real to Me Dammit

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #78

The Facebook comment section any time I post a Jason Aldean meme

When your office mates won't quit arguing about which pop country singer is better

🎵 Grandma got run over by a Dudley

At the wrasslin' show and we're all grieved 🎵

Visiting the Grand Ole Opry pre-2015

Cops when they see a drunk country singer in Nashville

Listens to Tyler Childers "In Your Love" one time

Morgan Wallen is the greatest songwriter of our generation

🎵 Wish I was somewhere other than here 🎵

🎵 I was emptying my bladder on a 20 foot ladder 🎵

Show me where the Shane Smith & The Saints song hurt you

Hey, what's that Conway song you're listening to about?

Stone Cold Steve Austin Country Reaction Gifs

When you find a Waylon belt and buckle at the antique mall

Me to the radio when they play the censored version of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

When you catch Santa a few days after he didn't deliver the Doc Watson box set you wanted for the second year in a row

Kenny Chesney at the end of "The Good Stuff"

Alan Jackson trying to sit through the Beyonce performance

Nashville record execs to any long haired or bearded singers  from Appalachia

When you break the Hippocratic Oath because the patient won't quit listening to Luke Bryan in his room

And now here's "Feathered Indians"

Every time I see Walker Hayes performing before or during a sporting event

When they won't allow you be the one to attack special guest Hardy on WWE Raw

That new Shane Smith & The Saints song is fire

When you realize the guy who said Jason Aldean is his favorite country singer was being serious

Me, if gatekeeping was a crime

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