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Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"

When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons

"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"

The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram

New Vandoliers album tomorrow!

Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse

Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"

Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"

Steve:

Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen

His fans:

Spotify board meeting

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs

When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely

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Country Twitter Wins: September '24

Ray's description of a hypothetical Super Bowl appearance

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Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #79

When the DJ you hired for the reception asks if he can play a Dan + Shay song

When your friends gather around you the day after you got so drunk you streaked at the Vandoliers concert

When you can tell the college kid beside you at the Gabe Lee show is going to talk the whole time

When somebody plays "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" at any rural Mississippi bar

When your son calls what he's wearing an outfit

Country or western?

When you thought Wallen was a good ol' boy

but now he's collaboratin' with a bunch of rappers

When you find out your friend liked the last Chicks album

When the band has a bunch of false endings on the song

When it's 1992 and you're about to wow the crowd with "Achy Breaky Heart" and some other songs they don't know

When you said you'd review a local country artist's album and 10 seconds in, you're thinking of how to ghost him

When you ask the bro next door to please turn down the Aldean music