Showing posts with label Cody Jinks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cody Jinks. Show all posts

Oct 17, 2019

Evil Dead Country Reaction Gifs


When somebody says country music is the music of the country of America

Kip Moore fans be like...

When you're holding an axe and somebody asks if you want to hear some Kane Brown music and you have to keep your psychotic urges in check for a moment.

New Cody Jinks last week. New Cody Jinks this week.

"You shouldn't talk about Brantley Gilbert like that. Everybody liked his MNF performance."

When somebody plays new Zac Brown music

Make your own caption. This one had to be included.

Oct 10, 2019

Zombieland Country Reaction Gifs

If there's a classic country station in your town

When you're playing originals 
and somebody requests "Wagon Wheel"

When a kid says Willie Nelson sucks

When a modern country singer thinks he's outlaw because of a weed charge
  
 Do you wanna listen to Kane Brown?

New Cody Jinks. Tomorrow.

When you were joking about liking Luke Bryan to your aunt and she bought you his discography

"How about we listen to the new Zac Brown Band?"

Sep 12, 2019

Titanic Country Reaction Gifs

When he says he's going to Cody Jinks with his friends and not taking you

How long since you've heard a country song on country radio?

When Jack's been listening to Kane Brown

What's it like to listen to the new Jason Aldean song?

When your mother says new country is better because her era was all twangy and sad.

She's cranking up "Huntin', Fishin', and Lovin' Every Day" but

When Stapleton then Strait or Reba play in a row on the CMA Awards and you feel like the king of the world, but
there's a Florida-Georgia Line iceberg on the way

There's some kind of metaphor for country radio here

Sep 10, 2019

A Visual Interview With Kane Brown

What face do most old-school country fans make when they hear your music?


Describe your musical approach.


Where does most of the worst mainstream country music come from?


How many times a day do you get mad about something Farce the Music tweets?


Your album Experiment has been out 10 months now. 
How do people seem to feel about it?


You've always been a country singer, right? 


 If somebody really wants to hear some good actual country music,
who should they listen to?


Name another country artist who inspires you.


And finally, describe your vocal style in the best way you know how.

Aug 28, 2019

This Guy Rants About Cody Jinks Playing the Opry

LMOA! Who! When I heard last year that my boy Dustin Lynch was joining the Grand Old Opera I was happy as hell! For all he’s done for country music, it was about damn time! He makes music that makes chicks want to ride in my truck with me and that means he a legend! 

Now comes word that somebody name Cody Jinks is playing at the opery tonight. Cody Jinks, who’s she? LOL. Now I’m not a hater but shouldn’t people that plays the hollow hall of country music be somebody me and my bros have listen to? I mean, back in the olden days, they let people play who only did sad songs played with old timey instruments like guitars and fiddles, but in more recent years, they’s let my homie Hootie join and Dustin and folks like that. Party ass music, you know what I’m sayin?

I asked all are friend’s group if they’d heard of Cody Jinks and here was the results: Chad said “Who tf is that?” (Yes he really said “tf” out loud). Brad said “Is that the guy who used to date Brelynn?” Matt said “No.” Dylan said “I don’t listen to anybody who doesn’t have DJ in front of there name.” Only Carter said he’s heard of Cody, but Carter runs a blog or something and he’s pretty weird. 

There’s a thousand country singers who deserve to be on the Opary before Cody Junks. Like Mitchell Tenpenny. That dude slaps. Diplo! F**k yeah, he’s done two or three country songs everybody I know loves. Marshmello. He did that song with Kane Brown and he’s legit. I could go on for pair of graphs, but you get the point. 

I listened to a Cody Jinks song and I couldn’t even get threw thirty seconds before I wanted to attach a garden hose to my F-150 exhaust in the garage. Why dose anyone want to hear such sad songs and songs about grown ass adult stuff? That’s so boring. Give me real country dudes singing about stuff I knows about like hooking up in bars and hooking up in bars. 

Anyway, I’m probably never going to the Grand Old Oprery anyway because theirs some guy who plays there all the time named Ricky Skanks, and I’d just laugh the hole time.


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