Dukes went on to inform the throng of journalism interns forced to cover the event that Jason DeFord (Jelly Roll’s real name) would be brought in not only to guide content about himself, but to write a daily journal for the site. “Whether he’s getting his teeth fixed, delivering a devastating choke slam on WWE, collaborating with every single artist alive, or just hanging out with his wife, Jelly brings clicks and clicks bring money so this is a no-brainer.” said Dukes.
Mr. DeFord himself spoke glowingly of this new business and entertainment venture. “Their writers were already texting me about 15 times a day to ask what I was doing at that moment, so I figured, why not just put me on staff?” laughed Jelly Roll. DeFord’s appearance was jovial but short, as he had 17 guest vocals to record later that morning.
Billy Dukes made sure to reassure everyone that sister website The Boot would continue to cover news about Post Malone, MGK, Morgan Wallen, and other artists who pull strong traffic to the purported country music site. “And we’ll still be bringing you the latest in franchise closure news, for whatever reason we do that.” he laughed.
At press time, Jelly Roll was petting a dog.