Showing posts with label Country Radio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Country Radio. Show all posts
Dec 7, 2020
Sep 9, 2020
More Wednesday Memes: Kane Brown, Lori McKenna, Country Radio
Labels:
Country Radio,
Kane Brown,
Lori McKenna,
memes,
Mr. Bean,
Satire
Aug 3, 2020
More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, Travis Tritt, Dustin Lynch
Labels:
Country Radio,
Dustin Lynch,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Travis Tritt
Apr 22, 2020
Ozark Country Memes
Labels:
Country Radio,
Kane Brown,
Lee Ann Womack,
memes,
Ozark,
Satire
Mar 11, 2020
Reginald Spears on Quarantines
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Mar 10, 2020
Zac Brown, Hank 3, Country Radio Memes
Labels:
Country Radio,
Hank 3,
Hank Jr.,
Marriage Story,
memes,
Satire,
The Office,
Zac Brown Band
Feb 19, 2020
Feb 10, 2020
That's Not What They Play
Labels:
Country Radio,
MCU,
memes,
Satire
Jan 22, 2020
The "If Women Would Put Out Better Songs They'd Get Country Airplay" Starter Pack
Labels:
bros,
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
Starter Packs,
Women on Country Radio
Dec 16, 2019
More Monday Memes: Country Radio, Alan Jackson, The Christmas Shoes
Nov 25, 2019
Oct 24, 2019
This Guy Rants About Women on Country Radio
All right, so the controversy of the day is women singing country music. Lots of feminists say their isn’t enough chicks on country radio. They say there isn’t enough babes singing at country festivals. I don’t know what there smoking.
I looked at the country chart and there is at least 6 female singers in the top 40. Last year there was like 3, so that’s a huge victory for the feminazis in my book. They already made me have to listen to 50% more women then I had to in 2018, if my math is right. What the hell more do they want??
Let’s just look at the numbers for a minute. 6 women. That’s more than has ever been president. 6 women. That’s more than has ever been the WWE Universal Champion. 6 women. It only takes one to make me a sandwich, LMAO.
Listen, I have great respect for the female sex. One of them raised me. Women are good at lots of stuff. There better arguers. They are good at shopping. And the female form is my favorite thing to look at in the world.
But when it comes to country music, it’s a mans world baby. Men drive the pickup trucks. Men buy the drinks. That’s the two things that country music is about in 2019. I don’t want to here a woman singing about “he bought me a drink and asked me to get in his F-150” because that might put me in touch with my feminine side and that’s gay.
Also, girls’ voices are not as good as the guys. There high pitched and they shriek a lot. When I here them sing, it’s like my ex girlfriend yelling at me for accidentally having sex with her roommate. I don’t want to think about bad stuff. And that’s another thing. Women sing about all this serious stuff. I just want to party bruh. I just wanna raise up some Nattys and get wild. You can’t get lit to some babe singing about “girl won’t you stop your cryin’.” That ain’t it sis.
So anyway, y’all should be celebrating in the street wearing vagina hats or whatever, sense their’s more women on the radio now. I don’t like it but if it makes the lefties shut up, I’ll deal with it. But don’t keep raising a stink about this stuff. Stay in your lane. I’ll stay in mine, swerving in my full size with the Jason Aldean blasting out the damn windows!
Labels:
Country Radio,
Jason Aldean,
Maren Morris,
Satire,
This Guy
Oct 16, 2019
Sad
Labels:
Country Radio,
Fast and Furious,
memes,
Satire
Aug 21, 2019
I Can See It In Your Eyes
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
Trailer Park Boys
Aug 12, 2019
It's a Damn Mystery!
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire
Jul 29, 2019
Jul 23, 2019
We Could Have Told 'em That
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Country Aircheck,
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire
Jul 16, 2019
Country Radio's Infinity Stones
Labels:
Country Radio,
MCU,
memes,
Satire,
Thanos
Jun 17, 2019
More More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, FGL, Country Radio
Jun 7, 2019
How the Cake is Cut
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
snap beats
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