Sep 23, 2019
Sep 5, 2019
Hank Jr. pre-gaming for his own concert
If those assholes say Alan Jackson created bro-country
A mainstream country songwriter trying to get song ideas
The Highwomen album comes out tomorrow
Who likes listening to iHeartradio country stations?
When a car drives by with the windows down and you accidentally hear 2 seconds of a Kane Brown song
When some dude at the party starts playing a Thomas Rhett song on his guitar
Hey, Dustin Lynch...
Sep 4, 2019
Sep 3, 2019
Aug 28, 2019
LMOA! Who! When I heard last year that my boy Dustin Lynch was joining the Grand Old Opera I was happy as hell! For all he’s done for country music, it was about damn time! He makes music that makes chicks want to ride in my truck with me and that means he a legend!
Now comes word that somebody name Cody Jinks is playing at the opery tonight. Cody Jinks, who’s she? LOL. Now I’m not a hater but shouldn’t people that plays the hollow hall of country music be somebody me and my bros have listen to? I mean, back in the olden days, they let people play who only did sad songs played with old timey instruments like guitars and fiddles, but in more recent years, they’s let my homie Hootie join and Dustin and folks like that. Party ass music, you know what I’m sayin?
I asked all are friend’s group if they’d heard of Cody Jinks and here was the results: Chad said “Who tf is that?” (Yes he really said “tf” out loud). Brad said “Is that the guy who used to date Brelynn?” Matt said “No.” Dylan said “I don’t listen to anybody who doesn’t have DJ in front of there name.” Only Carter said he’s heard of Cody, but Carter runs a blog or something and he’s pretty weird.
There’s a thousand country singers who deserve to be on the Opary before Cody Junks. Like Mitchell Tenpenny. That dude slaps. Diplo! F**k yeah, he’s done two or three country songs everybody I know loves. Marshmello. He did that song with Kane Brown and he’s legit. I could go on for pair of graphs, but you get the point.
I listened to a Cody Jinks song and I couldn’t even get threw thirty seconds before I wanted to attach a garden hose to my F-150 exhaust in the garage. Why dose anyone want to hear such sad songs and songs about grown ass adult stuff? That’s so boring. Give me real country dudes singing about stuff I knows about like hooking up in bars and hooking up in bars.
Anyway, I’m probably never going to the Grand Old Oprery anyway because theirs some guy who plays there all the time named Ricky Skanks, and I’d just laugh the hole time.
Jul 18, 2019
When your coworkers are discussing how hot Dustin Lynch is
When somebody in the crowd keeps yelling "Wagon Wheel!"
When your son says he kinda likes the new Kane Brown song
Remember that time Old Dominion released a good song?
FGL said their new album was going to be more rootsy
When your closest friend only listens to the "country" music that the mainstream radio station feeds him
Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped to take a p...
When dad listens to Thomas Rhett, but Sonny listens to Tyler Childers and Kelsey Waldon
Jul 12, 2019
Jul 11, 2019
If somebody hands me a Dustin Lynch CD
If you're talking to fine upstanding Brantley Gilbert fans...
The 90s country line dancing craze really went too far
When Florida-Georgia Line comes on at the bowling alley
When somebody says Kane Brown is the hottest, best singer in country music
When Larry Hooper gets all hopped up on Mountain Dew
When you're too old for fighting, but somebody makes fun of your Tanya Tucker t-shirt
Hey Bobby Bones!
"Who made you the judge of what's country and what's not?"
Jul 3, 2019
Jun 28, 2019
When Thomas Rhett whines about people saying he isn't country enough
When a group of adult friends is actually able to schedule going to a concert together
On the road again
Like a band of Gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world keep turnin' our way
When your friend still has your Waylon records and isn't home
When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt tries to get in your car
Still more country than Old Dominion
When I leave a snarky comment on a Dustin Lynch YouTube video and leave
Jun 14, 2019
Listing off the reasons Luke Bryan sucks...
When you just drank 3 Monsters, punched a wall, and you're ready to hit that Florida-Georgia Line concert
♬ Hello walls,
how'd things go for you today? ♬
When the merch guy won't stop chatting with girls to sell you a t-shirt
My review of Thomas Rhett's new album
When somebody tries to abscond with your briefcase of Willie Nelson CDs
If you spend money on a Dustin Lynch concert you're doing this
When you just drank 3 Ensures, checked your Depends, and you're ready to hit that Bellamy Brothers concert
May 31, 2019
*Lots of profanity below*
Here's the new duet from Thomas Rhett and Kelsea Ballerini.
"Listen to this new Dustin Lynch EP!"
Kane Brown has yet another #1 hit?
Still more country than Sam Hunt
When people say I'm a jealous hater living in my mom's basement
When you go in a country bar and they're playing Florida-Georgia Line
Whenever I hear mainstream country radio
Describe Mitchell Tenpenny
Say country has to evolve one more time