Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts

Nov 5, 2020

Bridesmaids Country Reaction Gifs

*foul language warning* 

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How Kane Brown writes a song

When the whole room thinks you've been listening to too much Wheeler Walker Jr.

Still listening to Cuttin' Grass 3 weeks later

When concerts come back and everybody is on tour at once

Do you like Nicholas Jamerson?

If you keep inviting your friends to Dustin Lynch concerts

When you meet a man who loves Loretta as much as he loves Waylon


Insert your own joke about Dan + Shay. I can't because it's not politically correct.

Aug 21, 2020

Mainstream Country Festival With No Singers Draws 30,000

What if you threw a country music festival and no artists came? Well that’s what happened just outside Pembroke, GA this past weekend, and the event drew an estimated 30,211 drunken revelers. 

DirtyFest, a music festival promoted as “a day of tunes, beer, and buds,” took place this past Saturday without a stage and without a single country music artist performing, yet snarled county traffic and filled a hay field with throngs of fans. 

“It was lit.” said ‘event promoter’ Jake Chadderson. “Been bored as s**t for 7 months so I just figured we’d get some folks together and party!” He said that the idea was to recreate a country music festival to such a degree that nobody would even notice there wasn’t anybody singing up on stage. 

“Me and my boys never watch the concert anyway, and we couldn’t afford anybody we’ve heard of to play, so f*** it, we just had a throwdown.” said Chadderson. “They don’t even play Lil Uzi Vert or Post Malone at country concerts, so this was better anyway. We just had big speakers up all over the place playing our Spotify playlists.” 

To get the true ambiance of a country festival, vendors sold $9 tallboys and $5 waters, overpriced undercooked sausage dogs, and $40 t-shirts. There were plenty of mud holes, long lines for the few port-a-potties, and lax security. 

Festival goers reported multiple fights during the event’s 7 hour running time. “It was just like a normal country festival,” laughed Karyn Lowe of Smyrna. “Twerking, fighting, drinking… whooo! Just like my last Luke Bryan show or whoever that was.”

Many attendees didn’t even seem to realize there were no bands or singers. “You’re bulls******* me. I know I saw Kane Brown playing,” said Randy Kettering of Tallahassee. “I mean, I just go to shows to get b****es so I don’t really pay attention, but my boy told me Dustin Lynch played a good set on the South stage. But he was pretty drunk, so…” 

Chadderson told us the $79 ticket was to cover the insurance for the event. “And the prize money for the Tik Tok W.A.P. dance challenge.”

Aug 20, 2020

WWE (& AEW) Country Reaction Gifs 43: Chris Jericho Edition

Me, listening to country radio for 15 seconds

Latest Luke Bryan song?

When Tyler Childers looks at his album sales

When somebody asks to get on Shooter Jennings' guest list and adds "I'll bring some Willie's Reserve"

Dustin Lynch telling you about his music

When a guy walks by wearing a Kane Brown t-shirt

"Morgan Wallen is the future of country music"

How do you make Luke Combs cry? 

When your Americana duo gets tired of wearing t-shirts, plaid, and jeans

Jul 24, 2020

Record Store Looted, Luke Bryan Albums Untouched

Portland’s Portobello Records near Laurelhurst Park was ransacked and looted on Thursday night during the ongoing protests and unrest occurring in the city. The store was reported to be nearly a total loss. 

Owner Jason Anderson reported damages in upwards of $67,000. Shelves were overturned, walls were vandalized, records were stolen, Five Finger Death Punch t-shirts were burned, and the cash register was emptied of its entire $1.45. 

“They left every single CD and vinyl record of Luke Bryan untouched though,” laughed Anderson. “Usually we just sell those to tourists anyway, but he’s not thaaat bad, right?” He told us there was even a polite letter scrawled in blood on the Bryan records that said simply “No thanks.”

Besides the country hunk’s records, every other CD, cassette tape, vinyl, and even a few 8-tracks were stolen from Portobello. That includes Creed, Nickelback, Soulja Boy, Hoobastank, Lil Xan, LMFAO, 6ix9ine, Puddle of Mudd, and even Coldplay. “I could have resold a lot of leftovers on eBay or some other secondary market, but I mean, if they wouldn’t even steal Luke Bryan albums, I guess they’re worthless,” said Anderson, rummaging through the debris.

“Oh, actually here are a few other records they didn’t take,” said Anderson, finding a full crate under some rubble. “Florida-Georgia Line, Dustin Lynch, Thomas Rhett… weird.” 

The looters, believed to be one group pretending to be Antifa and another group pretending to be right wingers, both intending to frame the other, were not identifiable in store security footage. If you have information that could lead to an arrest in the case, contact Portland Crimestoppers. 

Jul 16, 2020

How I Met Your Mother Country Reaction Gifs

Me, halfway through a Lady A song

"Hey, you wanna go to this Chase Rice drive-in concert with me?"

When Patrice says she loves country too, like Dustin Lynch and Kane Brown.

Ray Wylie Hubbard?

After I listen to the new Lori McKenna album next week

When you speak to each other in Tyler Childers lyrics


♫ ♬ I'd take her home and if her parents weren't around
She'd bring me in and give me some
Bring me in and give me some ♫ ♬


When you can tell he's a Dan + Shay fan

Jul 9, 2020

Good Will Hunting Country Reaction Gifs

Trying to figure out how Sam Hunt is country

When your parents brought you up on bro-country and you need therapy
  
When your boy didn't graduate high school but he knows what real country music is

"I bet your wife wears Florida-Georgia Line t-shirts"

How you reply to that friend who listens to Dustin Lynch

When she sees his Waylon tattoo

If you've only listened to pop-country's version of sad songs



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