Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts

Jul 9, 2020

Good Will Hunting Country Reaction Gifs

Trying to figure out how Sam Hunt is country

When your parents brought you up on bro-country and you need therapy
  
When your boy didn't graduate high school but he knows what real country music is

"I bet your wife wears Florida-Georgia Line t-shirts"

How you reply to that friend who listens to Dustin Lynch

When she sees his Waylon tattoo

If you've only listened to pop-country's version of sad songs



And a bonus...

Jul 2, 2020

WWE (& AEW) Country Reaction Gifs 42

When somebody says "Hey this new Dustin Lynch song is actually pretty good"

Damn, Carrie Underwood has gone way past keying trucks

When you still don't forgive your buddy for going to see Tyler Childers without you

What do you think of Luke Bryan's "One Margarita?"

How mad I get when I hear .03 seconds of mainstream country radio

Is this what Little Texas meant when they sang "You've got to kick a little?"

I miss live shows

When the FGL fan wears out their welcome in your home

Jun 26, 2020

Dustin Lynch Despondent Over Loss of Abs During Lockdown

Country star Dustin Lynch is missing touring. He’s missing meeting his fans at meet and greets. He’s missing a lot of everyday things we usually take for granted during normal times. These are not normal times, and Lynch is missing one of his few positive attributes in these crazy days: his abs. 

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the singer of “Blue Eyed Feet on a Dashboard” has been without his trainer for nearly 3 months. “He’s all concerned about his health and I get that,” said a concerned Lynch. “But what about my appearance? That’s what keeps us both employed.”

Lynch, performer of the massive smash “Hometown Honey Girl,” says he maintains a simple workout program of crunches, sit-ups, and a basic weight regimen, but that without professional oversight, he often ends up quitting early to stare at himself in the mirror and take Instagram pics. “I mean, I still look hot,” he said. “But this six pack is turning into a slightly more covered in fat six pack.”

Known for his bright smile and the bro-country classic “Extended Cab Love Makin’,” Lynch has also been without his nutritional advisor during the lockdown. “We Zoom and whatnot,” he laughed. “But without her here in person to stuff me with kale and chicken breasts, I’ve been chowing down on pizza rolls constantly.” 

Lynch says he’s gained nearly 4.5 pounds and that his waist size has ballooned to a 30. “I’m scared this Coronavirus thingie is going to be over all of the sudden and I’ll have to go on tour looking like a fatty!” complained the singer of “Where My Good Girl At.” “My fangirls expect a certain level of sexiness, and I’m just a soft 8.5 out of 10 right now.” 

At press time, Dustin was on his third Crest White Strips cycle of the day.

Apr 30, 2020

Untrue Facts: Garth, Neal McCoy, Dustin Lynch, Willie





Harry Potter Country Reaction Gifs

Oh, there's a Dustin Lynch livestream concert?


What's better than listening to mainstream country radio?

Every time a new bro-dude hits #1 on the country chart

When I hear 10 seconds of the new Walker Hayes song

When your daughter's friend's mother says she's taking them to a Luke Bryan concert
  
When the driver says she's picking the music and she loves Sam Hunt

When a Kane Brown fan says he read the mean thing I tweeted about Kane

Mar 19, 2020

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 41

When you find out Vince Gill’s “I Still Believe in You” was one big damn lie
  
I don’t give a shit if you like pop-country, you’re going with me to see Tyler Childers when this is all over.

When you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow

Is it okay to be hatin’ during a national emergency?

Being nice during this crisis is boring. Wanna make fun of Luke Bryan and FGL?

When you’re stuck in line 10 deep at Kroger and they’re playing Luke Bryan and FGL

What do you think of Dustin Lynch?


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