Translating Country Music Marketing Lingo

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Sam Hunt, Pirates of the Mississippi

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #85

That dude who drove 400 miles to see Tyler Childers, standing alone, praying for a third encore so he can hear "Whitehouse Road"

When Lucero and Stugill are playing successive nights in your town and you're over 40

Me when the dude who bought the last large Silverada shirt I wanted busts his ass on the way out of the show

Sturgill Simpson when he was about to drop Sound & Fury

When you’re bald AF and can't find your Cody Jinks cap

When you hear what sounds like an Otis Redding song being sung over by a pop-country douchebag

When you ask an Americana singer if he can spare some beard oil

Dasha or Shaboozey's next big hit

When you tell your friend you think Zach Bryan is pretty good so he’ll shut the f**k up about him 

Garth burying the body of country music which he singularly killed, as I’m too often reminded 

What does John Cougar Mellencamp do when somebody hands him a chili dog?

Country Song of the Summer?

Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: Wallen, Combs, Zach Bryan, etc.

From Apple Music / iTunes

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Hardy - Quit!

Shaboozey

Morgan Wallen (w/Post Malone) (various songs/albums)

Zach Bryan (various releases)

Megan Moroney - Am I Okay?

Luke Combs (various releases)

 

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