Really Dumb Country Reviews: October '19

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Zac Brown Band - The Owl

The Highwomen - s/t

Jon Pardi - Heartache Medication

Upchurch - Parachute

Sturgill Simpson - Sound & Fury

(yeah, I know it's not actually country)

Miranda Lambert - Wildcard

Most Controversial New Albums: Steve Earle, Chris Brown, Tracy Lawrence, Upchurch

More Tuesday Memes: Kane Brown, Marshmello, Charlie Daniels Band

I'm Sorry... This Exists: June 2019

Weird, bad, or interesting country/music merchandise and other stuff.

These are not Photoshopped.

Colt Ford Onesie

George Jones High Tech Redneck pocket knife

This crazy dude is still at it...

Gross. I'm guessing this isn't approved by the estate.

Kane Brown kids' jersey.

Kane Brown tumbler

We've joked about Kelsea Ballerini being a Barbie doll for so long that we willed it into reality.

Old Dominion fidget spinner

Upchurch tattoo. Stands for Raise Hell Eat Cornbread. Yeehaw.

A metal cover of Luke Bryan’s “Kick the Dust Up”

Now, that's on brand!

World's Best Hick-Hop Fest Returns for 2019!

Create Your Own Country Festival

7 New Hick-Hop Parody Album Covers

Oh wait... this one's actually real.

Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: March '19

Real reviews from a popular digital music service.

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Florida-Georgia Line - Can't Say I Ain't Country

Upchurch (various albums)

Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road (not yet released)

Kane Brown - Experiment

Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically

Dustin Lynch - Ridin' Roads